Song for Shayne

1966_and_all_that said:
Just quickly thought:

Why don't you come on over Lavery?
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To the tune of Chain Reaction by Diana Ross...

I’m in the middle of a Shayne reaction
You and Jerry are all full of action
We wanna get you where we can let you score all those goals for me
Were on a journey for the inspiration
With Simon Sadler we have found salvation
We need to get you to into the groove
So you can set me free
We talk about pool, pool, pool
We talk about poooooool
We talk about pool, pool, pool
We talk about pooool
 
Southshoresteve said:
To the tune of Chain Reaction by Diana Ross...

I’m in the middle of a Shayne reaction
You and Jerry are all full of action
We wanna get you where we can let you score all those goals for me
Were on a journey for the inspiration
With Simon Sadler we have found salvation
We need to get you to into the groove
So you can set me free
We talk about pool, pool, pool
We talk about poooooool
We talk about pool, pool, pool
We talk about pooool
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Well worked SSS.
 
The lyrics even mention "And I've missed your ginger hair" also
 
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I like the Amy Whinehouse suggestion surely the wordsmiths on here could sort it, where’s Lytham Kev when you need him!

Start making the pool Sing with glee
Thank you for coming over Lavery
 
OK, first stab at adapting Valerie into a chant for Shayne:

Well sometimes I went out by myself
And I looked across the water
And I think of all the things, what you've done
And in my head I painted a picture

Cos since you scored a goal,
Well my body's been a mess
And I love your ginger hair
And the way you like to press
Since you come on over
Stop making a fool out of me
Why don't you score again Lavery? Lavery? Lavery? Lavery?
 
The shortest I could get it:

Cos, Since I've come back home,
And Preston is a mess
And I've missed your ginger hair
And the way you like to press
Won't you come on over
Score a goal for me
Why don't you score another, Lavery?
 
Don't like the idea of changing Valery to Lavery when we've got a famous Valerie I'm our history
 
Oh Shayne La-very
You are the love of my life
Oh Shayne La-very
I'll let you s**g my wife
Oh Shayne La-very
Wish I had ginger hair too
 
Shayne Lavery - Aha (Take on me)

Just give the ball to Shayne Lavery by Elton John and George Michael

Cant handle (x3) Lavery by the Police (dont stand so close to me)

😂
 
keep it short and simple with repeats,

Lavery, oh Lavery
Why don't come on over Lavery

repeat as may times as you want.
 
Pass it to Lavery
He ‘ll score a goal for you
It hardly takes him a while

Pass it to Lavery
Kiss the knobenders
Goodbye!

( With apologies to Dr Hook!)
 
Loco said:
Lavery, Lavery, he's the famous Shayne Lavery and he plays for BFC
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Change it to Lavery, Shayne Lavery, he's the famous Lavery and he plays for BFC so it scans better.
But something like this (or mine which is funnier 😄)
Complicated ones never seem to catch on
 
Still Valerie but:

He'll never stop scoring for BFC

Why don't you come on over Valery


Can stop there or perhaps throw in a few Valery's as you feel necessary.

66 - Don't worry, I'm not pinching your idea and you can still keep all the royalties.
 
NewburyOne said:
OK, first stab at adapting Valerie into a chant for Shayne:

Well sometimes I went out by myself
And I looked across the water
And I think of all the things, what you've done
And in my head I painted a picture

Cos since you scored a goal,
Well my body's been a mess
And I love your ginger hair
And the way you like to press
Since you come on over
Stop making a fool out of me
Why don't you score again Lavery? Lavery? Lavery? Lavery?
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Absolutely brilliant just like his goal yesterday 👍🍊🕺⚽️
 
Given Shayne reminds me a little of Wayne Rooney, maybe we adapt his song:

I saw my mate the other day, He said to me he saw the white Pele, So I asked, who is he? He goes by the name of Lavery, Lavery, Lavery, He goes by the name of Lavery.

White Pele
 
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Allmodcons said:
As Bill Withers said:

Then I look at you
And the world's alright with me
Just one look at you
And I know it's gonna be
A Lavery day (lavery day, lavery day, lavery day, Shayne Lavery day)

Lavery day (lavery day, lavery day, lavery day, Shayne Lavery day).
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We have a winner 👏👏👏
 
Is it shayne laverrryyyy

Isn't he wonderful

Scores for the tangerines

He'll tear your defence apart

I never knew, about this guy

Then he arrived and now I know why

We love shayne Lavery ....he's wonderful




And repeat...


😂

 
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