Storm Debi

Took the dogs out around 4:15 at Fairhaven & got halfway along the sand dunes when the wind increased plus it started raining horizontally. One had a 💩 which was on it's way to Freckelton when I bagged it mid air. 🌪️
What a picture that builds, like a top one handed catch in a cricket match, only this was a shit catch.

But tbh, you should have let it fly to Freckelton, might have livened the place up and been front page news there.

The Freckelton weekly.

High speed poo breaks church window.
A poo that fell from the sky, travelling at speeds of upto 65 mph, caused alarm to a vicar and startled a packed out sermon...
Mrs Jones, 83, was one of four people in attendance to witness the unsettling event, which caused confusion and anger.
She said, "I know the Lord work's in mysterious ways, but this has baffled me."
 
Winds starting to pick up from 4am, quite possibly 70mph gusts for Blackpool 12-2pm tomorrow but I've hardly seen any coverage.... Is it because us Northerners are just expected to put our big coats on and get on with it?
It’s being mentioned today on the BBC website because there’s a chance them southern softies might get a bit of a thunderstorm from it.
 
What a picture that builds, like a top one handed catch in a cricket match, only this was a shit catch.

But tbh, you should have let it fly to Freckelton, might have livened the place up and been front page news there.

The Freckelton weekly.

High speed poo breaks church window.
A poo that fell from the sky, travelling at speeds of upto 65 mph, caused alarm to a vicar and startled a packed out sermon...
Mrs Jones, 83, was one of four people in attendance to witness the unsettling event, which caused confusion and anger.
She said, "I know the Lord work's in mysterious ways, but this has baffled me."
It could have come your way but for my dexterity & sublime catch 💩😂😂😂
 
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