Tom Ince...an apology....

Average player at best. His Dad ruined him because his own self confidence was shot when Sir Alex fucked him off to the Dippers because he got too big for his own Boots and asked his own team mates to call him “the Guvnor” ffs 😂

I'm not sure you were a Blackpool supporter yet when he played for us. 😉

Average my arse. We played the best football I've ever seen at Bloomfield Road when a young Tom Ince was running riot down the right wing.
 
I remember the good old days when ribbing ex-players was expected, not bloody frowned upon.

“He’s shit he’s Scouse, He’ll Rob your ** house”

Don’t remember the Crowd Etiquette Committee complaining about that one.
Big difference

That was directed at David Eyres who left us to play for two of our nearest rivals .

T Ince didn’t do that nor did he celebrate when he scored against us as a mark of respect to us.

In addition the chant itself is particularly vile and goes beyond just ribbing

He was outstanding for us.

I was in the queue at half time getting a drink and some idiot started talking to me and then started singing it

I promptly told him that he himself was the c**t and to shut up
 
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No, I cannot imagine such inhumanity to a fellow man and would weep at its cruelty Bifster
I'm sure and of course you'd be compelled to issue a formal apology on behalf of all humane, reasonable and gentlemanly middle classed chappies, no doubt

Oh Thomas we're sorry for causing you woe
It's just we were saddened, when you chose to go
All good fellows at Bloomers wish you good cheer
And if we see you on the Golf Course, we'll buy you a beer
 
Big difference

That was directed at David Eyres who left us to play for our nearest rivals .

T Ince didn’t do that nor did he celebrate when he scored against us as a mark of respect to us.

In addition the chant itself is particularly vile and goes beyond just ribbing

He was outstanding for us.

I was in the queue at half time getting a drink and some idiot started talking to me and then started singing it

I promptly told him that he himself was the c**t and to shut up
"Vile"

I suspect my mum would probably think so...
 
I'm sure and of course you'd be compelled to issue a formal apology on behalf of all humane, reasonable and gentlemanly middle classed chappies I'm sure...

Oh Thomas we're sorry for causing you woe
It's just we were saddened, when you chose to go
All good fellows at Bloomers wish you good cheer
And if we see you on the Golf Course, we'll buy you a beer
“Thomas you are fine and true,
Cant believe you took the brunt,
of the nasty chants that said,
You're a ** and your Dad‘s a **”


Its shameful Bifster and I cannot live another day as a football fan. I renounce it and shall only now follow the Honourable sport of Badminton …..cocks away old Boy!
 
Big difference

That was directed at David Eyres who left us to play for two of our nearest rivals .

T Ince didn’t do that nor did he celebrate when he scored against us as a mark of respect to us.

In addition the chant itself is particularly vile and goes beyond just ribbing

He was outstanding for us.

I was in the queue at half time getting a drink and some idiot started talking to me and then started singing it

I promptly told him that he himself was the c**t and to shut up
You outstanding Dandy!…..did you slap his cheek with your leather gloves and challenge him to pistols at Dawn?…good fellow 👍
 
I'm sure and of course you'd be compelled to issue a formal apology on behalf of all humane, reasonable and gentlemanly middle classed chappies, no doubt

Oh Thomas we're sorry for causing you woe
It's just we were saddened, when you chose to go
All good fellows at Bloomers wish you good cheer
And if we see you on the Golf Course, we'll buy you a beer
Loving the fact you are trying to take the piss when all you’re doing is copying a Preston song. Next you will be singing ‘One and only North End’. I so wish I was cool enough to slag off a former player and copy Preston songs.
 
Loving the fact you are trying to take the piss when all your doing is copying a Preston song. Next you will be singing Super White Army.
I'm sorry to break it to you, but pretty much all of our songs came from someone else.... And Preston chant or not, It's a cracker 👍

So there's no need for you to repeat yourself for a fourth time...
 
You outstanding Dandy!…..did you slap his cheek with your leather gloves and challenge him to pistols at Dawn?…good fellow 👍
What a bizarre reply .

Don’t try and mimic bifsters posts.

Be yourself . Don’t copy other people.
 
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World Class.... Are you for real?

He was a decent player but come on..... The only thing he was world class at was throwing his arms up in the air and whinging at his team mates.
I didn't boo him today, but I couldn't help but notice him giving daggers to his team mates when the ball wasn't played right to his feet with accompanying arm flinging.

Plus ca change...
 
Maybe we do need a Chant Committee to pass judgement on which chants meet the acceptable criteria?

“Welcome to the meeting chaps and chapessessess, and the first item on tonight’s agenda is - ‘Your Support Is ** Shit’”

“We had a complainant in earlier this week from a Malcolm Bottomley, who feels concerned that the chant might (on occasion), not be a strict representation of the facts and has questioned whether the chant ought to be utilised more sparingly”

😮
 
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Maybe we do need a Chant Committee to pass judgement on which chants meet the acceptable criteria?

“Welcome to the meeting chaps and chapessessess, and the first item on tonight’s agenda is - ‘You’re Support Is ** Shit’”

“We had a complainant in earlier this week from a Malcolm Bottomley, who feels concerned that the chant might (on occasion), not be a strict representation of the facts and has questioned whether the chant ought to be utilised more sparingly”

😮
Like here for the gay bars ?
 
Maybe we do need a Chant Committee to pass judgement on which chants meet the acceptable criteria?

“Welcome to the meeting chaps and chapessessess, and the first item on tonight’s agenda is - ‘You’re Support Is ** Shit’”

“We had a complainant in earlier this week from a Malcolm Bottomley, who feels concerned that the chant might (on occasion), not be a strict representation of the facts and has questioned whether the chant ought to be utilised more sparingly”

😮
Good idea. Chanting cringeworthy Nobber songs would soon get chucked out. Maybe the new East Stand could be the wanker stand where the idiots can focus on abusing former players and the rest of the stadium can get behind the team.
 
Good idea. Chanting cringeworthy Nobber songs would soon get chucked out. Maybe the new East Stand could be the wanker stand where the idiots can focus on abusing former players and the rest of the stadium can get behind the team.
Did you say it was a Nobber song?

Hmmm that’s interesting, I’m not sure anyone has mentioned that yet.
 
Good idea. Chanting cringeworthy Nobber songs would soon get chucked out. Maybe the new East Stand could be the wanker stand where the idiots can focus on abusing former players and the rest of the stadium can get behind the team.
A cracking idea

At half time maybe they could all get together and discuss how “average at best” those ex star players were too
 
People who say he was average for us obviously don’t understand football.
....or have conveniently short memories.
He was sensational under Ollie, before his career-killer dad came in.

This montage is a reminder of how he got us off our seats.
The goals apart, I particularly love the moment (just 17 seconds in) where he leaves a Boro defender totally flummoxed and flat-footed.

 
Did you say it was a Nobber song?

Hmmm that’s interesting, I’m not sure anyone has mentioned that yet.
Yes because that alone should make you understand that it’s a shit song. You seem to struggle though so I have to repeat myself. Absolute tinpot as they say these days.
 
Yes because that alone should make you understand that it’s a shit song. You seem to struggle though so I have to repeat myself. Absolute tinpot as they say these days.
Most football songs are shit… I’m not sure they’re designed to sell albums and what have you.

There’s literally hundreds of football songs with that exact same format…

Jeez…

Preston sung “Jump around if you hate Blackpool” before us.

“Blackpool get battered” before us

I’m sure they’ve nicked common football chants that we’ve sung first.

It’s a ** chant directed at an ex-player to get in his face. Get the vet yourself you big tart…
 
Loving the fact you are trying to take the piss when all you’re doing is copying a Preston song. Next you will be singing ‘One and only North End’. I so wish I was cool enough to slag off a former player and copy Preston songs.
I think it was actually started by Leeds, which I think West Ham then sang. They’ve sang it at Kaspar Schmeichel too.

The Knobbers then sang it in their highest selling DVD game in the Carling Cup, so it’s definitely not “their chant”.

I think they’ve sang Ei Ei Oh before, shall we ditch that? Same with Carnival D’Paris. That’ll have to go.

It’s really not something to get so mad about, I thought the giddiness of trying to get Appleton to do a fist pump was far worse 😁
 
Most football songs are shit… I’m not sure they’re designed to sell albums and what have you.

There’s literally hundreds of football songs with that exact same format…

Jeez…

Preston sung “Jump around if you hate Blackpool” before us.

“Blackpool get battered” before us

I’m sure they’ve nicked common football chants that we’ve sung first.

It’s a ** chant directed at an ex-player to get in his face. Get the vet yourself you big tart…
They are generic songs. That was a specific song by the Nobbers aimed at riling Blackpool players, staff and fans. Big difference.

It’s not about being a Nobber song anyway. That was just highlighting the shitness. The main issue is abusing former player who was brilliant for us. It’s sad as fuck.
 
I think it was actually started by Leeds, which I think West Ham then sang. They’ve sang it at Kaspar Schmeichel too.

The Knobbers then sang it in their highest selling DVD game in the Carling Cup, so it’s definitely not “their chant”.

I think they’ve sang Ei Ei Oh before, shall we ditch that? Same with Carnival D’Paris. That’ll have to go.

It’s really not something to get so mad about, I thought the giddiness of trying to get Appleton to do a fist pump was far worse 😁
Agree. Probably the same people who booed Tom Ince.
 
They are generic songs. That was a specific song by the Nobbers aimed at riling Blackpool players, staff and fans. Big difference.

It’s not about being a Nobber song anyway. That was just highlighting the shitness. The main issue is abusing former player who was brilliant for us. It’s sad as fuck.
So it’s not about it being a knobber song now 😂

Fuck me…fantastic 👍
 
So it’s not a Preston song is it.

Glad we sorted that 👍🏼
Oh well done. Congratulations. Preston still sung it to piss of Blackpool FC. Couldn’t give a shit about Leeds.

Again the point is abusing an ex player who didn’t really do anything wrong. It’s pathetic and thick.
 
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