Venn Di-Entity Politics

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

I've decided to come up with a new invention... to Solve the Great British identity crisis and ensure that we can all be neatly boxed off in the appropriate grouping. It seems that some minority groups are starting to reach saturation point and internal rifts are starting to show, plus they are losing their VIP status, due to becoming slightly more mainstream.

The traditional and much maligned Right Wing Male (AKA Gammon) has been sentenced to life in the Gulag, just for saying they are English. "These days you can get sent to the Gulag Just for saying you're English"

Women (With a Uterus), having just managed to overthrow the patriarchy after centuries of subjugation, have been declassified as second class citizens and.... well..... usurped by men AGAIN!.

The Red Wall's feeling Blue, The Blues have gone green and the Greens are Jetting around the world sorting out the Carbon Crisis.

The Poles have been forced back to Poland, There's no room for the Romanians (or the Remainians) and The Brexiteers are being overrun with all of Europe's unwanted immigrants.

The Gays aren't happy
The Blacks don't matter
The Fats have got fatter
The Armless can now join the Army
And the dwarves are going Barmy.... (something to do with Snow White )

So ... What do we do...?

Venn Diagrams

50 Simple questions - Into the Mixer you Go - Minority Group Allocated - Rita's Your Uncle

It's the only way forward



[Apologies to the easily offended]

 

[Wizaard]

I've decided to come up with a new invention... to Solve the Great British identity crisis and ensure that we can all be neatly boxed off in the appropriate grouping. It seems that some minority groups are starting to reach saturation point and internal rifts are starting to show, plus they are losing their VIP status, due to becoming slightly more mainstream.

The traditional and much maligned Right Wing Male (AKA Gammon) has been sentenced to life in the Gulag, just for saying they are English. "These days you can get sent to the Gulag Just for saying your English"

Women (With a Uterus) having just managed to overthrow the patriarchy after centuries of subjugation have been declassified as second class citizens and.... well..... usurped by men AGAIN.

The Red Wall's feeling Blue, The Blues have gone green and the Greens are Jetting around the world sorting out the Carbon Crisis.

The Poles have been forced back to Poland, There's no room for the Rumanians (or the Remainians) and The Brexiteers are being overrun with all of Europe's unwanted immigrants.

The Gays aren't happy
The Blacks don't matter
The Fats have got fatter
The Armless can now join the Army
And the dwarves are going Barmy.... (something to do with Snow White )

So ... What do we do...?

Venn Diagrams

50 Simple questions - Into the Mixer you Go - Minority Group Allocated - Rita's Your Uncle

It's the only way forward



[Apologies to the easily offended]

Bob's your uncle but identifies as Rita.

 

[1966_and_all_that]

I've decided to come up with a new invention... to Solve the Great British identity crisis and ensure that we can all be neatly boxed off in the appropriate grouping. It seems that some minority groups are starting to reach saturation point and internal rifts are starting to show, plus they are losing their VIP status, due to becoming slightly more mainstream.

The traditional and much maligned Right Wing Male (AKA Gammon) has been sentenced to life in the Gulag, just for saying they are English. "These days you can get sent to the Gulag Just for saying your English"

Women (With a Uterus) having just managed to overthrow the patriarchy after centuries of subjugation have been declassified as second class citizens and.... well..... usurped by men AGAIN.

The Red Wall's feeling Blue, The Blues have gone green and the Greens are Jetting around the world sorting out the Carbon Crisis.

The Poles have been forced back to Poland, There's no room for the Romanians (or the Remainians) and The Brexiteers are being overrun with all of Europe's unwanted immigrants.

The Gays aren't happy
The Blacks don't matter
The Fats have got fatter
The Armless can now join the Army
And the dwarves are going Barmy.... (something to do with Snow White )

So ... What do we do...?

Venn Diagrams

50 Simple questions - Into the Mixer you Go - Minority Group Allocated - Rita's Your Uncle

It's the only way forward



[Apologies to the easily offended]

Are you on a campaign to turn this forum into a brains trust? If so your looking in the wrong place. As for, "just for saying your English." Perlease! Take a course.

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

Are you on a campaign to turn this forum into a brains trust? If so your looking in the wrong place. As for, "just for saying your English." Perlease! Take a course.

Did you mean Brains Trust, brain's trust or Brain Trust? or was it definitely brains trust?

 

[Matesrates]

I’ve no idea what I am anymore, or at least what I’m allowed to be.

 

[Mexboroseasider]

Bob's your uncle but identifies as Rita.

Lost is lost but identifies as Malced.

 

[Mexboroseasider]

Did you mean Brains Trust, brain's trust or Brain Trust? or was it definitely brains trust?

I think he meant Brian.

Nice lass Brian.

 

[Mexboroseasider]

I’ve no idea what I am anymore, or at least what I’m allowed to be.

You’re allowed to be whatever you want to be…

Because……

“You’re Free!!!
Free to be what you what to be!!
Just to live your life….”

You know the rest.

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

Just to update...

I'm a medium sized, heterosexual, white balding male, fisherman, Blackpool supporting, croc wearing, self-identifying, weekend hiking, festival going, tree hugging, right leaning, left facing, centre hogging, fence sitting,shit stirring, ex-catholic. lager drinking, tea total aspiring wanker

Anyone else fitting that description, cos It's kind of lonely over here ?

 

[Mexboroseasider]

Just to update...

I'm a medium sized, heterosexual, white balding male, fisherman, Blackpool supporting, croc wearing, self-identifying, weekend hiking, festival going, tree hugging, right leaning, left facing, centre hogging, fence sitting,shit stirring, ex-catholic. lager drinking, tea total aspiring wanker

Anyone else fitting that description, cos It's kind of lonely over here ?

Fisherman?!!!!!

Have you no heart?

You’re a fecking disgrace!!!!!

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

Fisherman?!!!!!

Have you no heart?

You’re a fecking disgrace!!!!!

In fairness.... I should have said 'Ex-Fisherman' I like to think I've put that life behind me.... Sorry

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Did you mean Brains Trust, brain's trust or Brain Trust? or was it definitely brains trust?

Definitely the latter.

 

[Macseasider]

I've decided to come up with a new invention... to Solve the Great British identity crisis and ensure that we can all be neatly boxed off in the appropriate grouping. It seems that some minority groups are starting to reach saturation point and internal rifts are starting to show, plus they are losing their VIP status, due to becoming slightly more mainstream.

The traditional and much maligned Right Wing Male (AKA Gammon) has been sentenced to life in the Gulag, just for saying they are English. "These days you can get sent to the Gulag Just for saying you're English"

Women (With a Uterus), having just managed to overthrow the patriarchy after centuries of subjugation, have been declassified as second class citizens and.... well..... usurped by men AGAIN!.

The Red Wall's feeling Blue, The Blues have gone green and the Greens are Jetting around the world sorting out the Carbon Crisis.

The Poles have been forced back to Poland, There's no room for the Romanians (or the Remainians) and The Brexiteers are being overrun with all of Europe's unwanted immigrants.

The Gays aren't happy
The Blacks don't matter
The Fats have got fatter
The Armless can now join the Army
And the dwarves are going Barmy.... (something to do with Snow White )

So ... What do we do...?

Venn Diagrams

50 Simple questions - Into the Mixer you Go - Minority Group Allocated - Rita's Your Uncle

It's the only way forward



[Apologies to the easily offended]

I cannot remember reading - or trying to read such a load of bolllocks on AVFTT for a long time.

Are you ok hun? PM me

 

[Malced]

Just to update...

I'm a medium sized, heterosexual, white balding male, fisherman, Blackpool supporting, croc wearing, self-identifying, weekend hiking, festival going, tree hugging, right leaning, left facing, centre hogging, fence sitting,shit stirring, ex-catholic. lager drinking, tea total aspiring wanker

Anyone else fitting that description, cos It's kind of lonely over here ?

You’ve misspelt Fisherthem.

 

[Wizaard]

Just to update...

I'm a medium sized, heterosexual, white balding male, fisherman, Blackpool supporting, croc wearing, self-identifying, weekend hiking, festival going, tree hugging, right leaning, left facing, centre hogging, fence sitting,shit stirring, ex-catholic. lager drinking, tea total aspiring wanker

Anyone else fitting that description, cos It's kind of lonely over here ?

Crocs?

I've lost any respect I may have had for you and will disown you if I see you on Saturday in the Armfield...

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

I cannot remember reading - or trying to read such a load of bolllocks on AVFTT for a long time.

Are you ok hun? PM me

Sorry Mac, it was just me trying to take a pot shot at the nonsense of 'Identity Politics' in a light hearted way.

The serious point being that a) If you whittle our group classifications down far enough, we all become individuals and b) we will all intersect on certain aspects of our group / character and not in others.

We live in a society where the establishment of increasing numbers of minority group identities and the propensity (particular from the left) to promote an ideology that attributes the loudest voice / strongest rights to the smallest groups and where our individual and collective morality is determined by our willingness to kowtow and suckle up to those groups. At the same time, the negative often militant and immoral actions of these smaller groups will be brushed under the carpet and ignored.

As we see with businesses clamouring over themselves to prove that they are the most inclusive, minority of minorities supporting, fluffiest of fluffy businesses. At the same time some poor sod has unwittingly posted a picture of his (no doubt) hard working and highly skilled team of chefs only to be harangued buy the internet based 'Morality Guardians' for failing to meet the required standard of diversity.

By Contrast, Costa Coffee's promotion of reconstructive surgery via images supplied by an artist who has (apparently) published books aimed at young children including / promoting similar illustrations, is a subject that people feel the need to tread on egg shells around for fear of being hung drawn and quartered by those same Moral Guardians.

Ooops..... Did I go too Far Right!!?

Here's a Fluffy Coke Ad to Redeem myself...

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Crocs?

I've lost any respect I may have had for you and will disown you if I see you on Saturday in the Armfield...

The Armfield? Everyone who goes in there on a match day is a sodding Blackpool fan! No diversity at all.

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

Crocs?

I've lost any respect I may have had for you and will disown you if I see you on Saturday in the Armfield...

I’m sporting a pair as I type…

Football Matches is probably the only place I won’t be found wearing them tbh. I wear them to work and everything…

 

[Wizaard]

I’m sporting a pair as I type…

Football Matches is probably the only place I won’t be found wearing them tbh. I wear them to work and everything…

At least you have the respect for the occasion.

 

[Matesrates]

Plenty of crocs in the west