BFC_BFC_BFC
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I've decided to come up with a new invention... to Solve the Great British identity crisis and ensure that we can all be neatly boxed off in the appropriate grouping. It seems that some minority groups are starting to reach saturation point and internal rifts are starting to show, plus they are losing their VIP status, due to becoming slightly more mainstream.
The traditional and much maligned Right Wing Male (AKA Gammon) has been sentenced to life in the Gulag, just for saying they are English. "These days you can get sent to the Gulag Just for saying you're English"
Women (With a Uterus), having just managed to overthrow the patriarchy after centuries of subjugation, have been declassified as second class citizens and.... well..... usurped by men AGAIN!.
The Red Wall's feeling Blue, The Blues have gone green and the Greens are Jetting around the world sorting out the Carbon Crisis.
The Poles have been forced back to Poland, There's no room for the Romanians (or the Remainians) and The Brexiteers are being overrun with all of Europe's unwanted immigrants.
The Gays aren't happy
The Blacks don't matter
The Fats have got fatter
The Armless can now join the Army
And the dwarves are going Barmy.... (something to do with Snow White )
So ... What do we do...?
Venn Diagrams
50 Simple questions - Into the Mixer you Go - Minority Group Allocated - Rita's Your Uncle
It's the only way forward
[Apologies to the easily offended]
The traditional and much maligned Right Wing Male (AKA Gammon) has been sentenced to life in the Gulag, just for saying they are English. "These days you can get sent to the Gulag Just for saying you're English"
Women (With a Uterus), having just managed to overthrow the patriarchy after centuries of subjugation, have been declassified as second class citizens and.... well..... usurped by men AGAIN!.
The Red Wall's feeling Blue, The Blues have gone green and the Greens are Jetting around the world sorting out the Carbon Crisis.
The Poles have been forced back to Poland, There's no room for the Romanians (or the Remainians) and The Brexiteers are being overrun with all of Europe's unwanted immigrants.
The Gays aren't happy
The Blacks don't matter
The Fats have got fatter
The Armless can now join the Army
And the dwarves are going Barmy.... (something to do with Snow White )
So ... What do we do...?
Venn Diagrams
50 Simple questions - Into the Mixer you Go - Minority Group Allocated - Rita's Your Uncle
It's the only way forward
[Apologies to the easily offended]
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