Wayne Rooney will quite happily............

The alternative quote:
“I would 100 percent take her on in League 1. I want to get back into Grannies and I want to prove myself, whether that’s Grannies in League 2, League 1 or the Championship. It’s all kinky experience- I’m only 38, I’ve had 3 elderly jobs, I’ve got quite a bit of experience with disabled Grannies in Accrington and going out to Yank Grannies over the pond (DC United). The main thing is to not put their hips out, like I did as a player and almost start again as a ménage à trois.”
 
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