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PHILOFWALES

PHILOFWALES

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I must say I'm not surprised that we won on Saturday, my 42 page coaching super plan that I left at the gate to Squires Gate before they released the dogs must have been read and digested fully by Neil 'so called manager' Critchley.

Now I'm not one to say I told you so but in my manifesto I specifically outlined how losing our entire spine during the game was the key to success, with the use of my patented Phil's Important Scoring System I detailed how scoring early and then having that player limp off would then lead to his replacement scoring soon after, thanks to this we then took a 2-0 lead in at half time.

Obviously Neil 'so what if you have super licence I've bought every copy of Football Manager since 1998' Critchley then took on board the plan I put forward for half time, using my Second Half Invincible Tactics we sacrificed the defensive leader and goalkeeper to lull Rovers in to a false sense of security, having only conceded the one goal we then held out for a win and that's all thanks to me, but I'm not one to take credit.

I'm not one to say I told you so but obviously I am the one to thank for our win, without my PISS and SHIT plans it would have been all so different.


Now I bet you are all wondering why I'm posting after a successful weekend, after all it's not like me to congratulate anyone at the club but I thought I'd update you on a new learning opportunity for the normal people out there on this forum. After the amazing success of my summer football training camps Welsh Academy for Neat Kickers (apologies to those who subscribed to the weekend seminars, we had to cancel because of a double booking at the Bed and Breakfast and star speaker Paul Ince pulling out after he recognised me) I'm pleased to announce a new learning opportunity around the commercial aspect of football 'Football's Unilateral Consumer Knowledge'.

I've already emailed Ben Mansford, Garry Garrity and of course Simon Sadler, I think they'll be the first to admit they've got everything wrong so far and my new course can put them right on a few things.

Excitingly this is also open to other normal people who may benefit from my exceptional skills in this area, if you are interested in receiving a course brochure please send a cheque for £100 with a stamped addressed envelope, please mark all correspondence with 'FUCK course' so it doesn't go in the 'PISS' 'SHIT' or 'WANK' course pigeonholes.

Yours
Phil of Wales
 
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alginate said:
😂 funny cos it’s true.

He’s always quiet after a win or a good run of form, isn’t he? Strange that. It’s almost as if he wants us to lose so he can trot out the old “I told you so” posts 🤔
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I don't think Phil wants us to lose, but if he was a teacher I'd say he needs to be a bit more even with the praise and criticism. Maybe like a lot of posters, he likes to vent after a bad result.
 
Junior_BentsPlatformShoes said:
I don't think Phil wants us to lose, but if he was a teacher I'd say he needs to be a bit more even with the praise and criticism. Maybe like a lot of posters, he likes to vent after a bad result.
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Thanks Jnr Shoes, this site isn't what it used to be, it's now just people criticising my posts and not arguing any of the absolute facts.

It just goes to show that when I predicted this on the 7th May 2013 in my post 'Why I'm right about this site going downhill and how Paul Ince is the second coming' I was once again to be proved correct.

Anyway, I won't be online for a while now as I'm busy working on my new program of football excellance, Cohesive United New Training Schedules, further details when I've really poked around and worked out how to get the best out of it.

Yours
Phil of Wales
 
Junior_BentsPlatformShoes said:
I don't think Phil wants us to lose, but if he was a teacher I'd say he needs to be a bit more even with the praise and criticism. Maybe like a lot of posters, he likes to vent after a bad result.
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He rarely, if ever, gives stick to players.

Keogh, Kaikai, Husband, Turton are recent examples of players many, many slated, blamed and ran down who the controversial one stuck up for. There have been loads more going back in time.

I don't always agree with Phil, but that's not the point. It's a discussion. I respect how he reads a game. Respect and total agreement are different.

The OP is very funny, yeah, but I'd be hypocritical for complaining about group thought and banned opinions on politics forum to not note that similar seems to exist on football forum regarding people who deviate from the positive, positive, positive posting style with regards to Critch (whilst it's ok to slate players like it's going out of fashion)

#Sullay10
 
PHILOFWALES said:
Thanks Jnr Shoes, this site isn't what it used to be, it's now just people criticising my posts and not arguing any of the absolute facts.

It just goes to show that when I predicted this on the 7th May 2013 in my post 'Why I'm right about this site going downhill and how Paul Ince is the second coming' I was once again to be proved correct.

Anyway, I won't be online for a while now as I'm busy working on my new program of football excellance, Cohesive United New Training Schedules, further details when I've really poked around and worked out how to get the best out of it.

Yours
Phil of Wales
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No worries FAKEPHILOWAIN - I didn't even mention inverted wingers either and your preferences to those.
 
PHILOFWALES said:
I must say I'm not surprised that we won on Saturday, my 42 page coaching super plan that I left at the gate to Squires Gate before they released the dogs must have been read and digested fully by Neil 'so called manager' Critchley.

Now I'm not one to say I told you so but in my manifesto I specifically outlined how losing our entire spine during the game was the key to success, with the use of my patented Phil's Important Scoring System I detailed how scoring early and then having that player limp off would then lead to his replacement scoring soon after, thanks to this we then took a 2-0 lead in at half time.

Obviously Neil 'so what if you have super licence I've bought every copy of Football Manager since 1998' Critchley then took on board the plan I put forward for half time, using my Second Half Invincible Tactics we sacrificed the defensive leader and goalkeeper to lull Rovers in to a false sense of security, having only conceded the one goal we then held out for a win and that's all thanks to me, but I'm not one to take credit.

I'm not one to say I told you so but obviously I am the one to thank for our win, without my PISS and SHIT plans it would have been all so different.


Now I bet you are all wondering why I'm posting after a successful weekend, after all it's not like me to congratulate anyone at the club but I thought I'd update you on a new learning opportunity for the normal people out there on this forum. After the amazing success of my summer football training camps Welsh Academy for Neat Kickers (apologies to those who subscribed to the weekend seminars, we had to cancel because of a double booking at the Bed and Breakfast and star speaker Paul Ince pulling out after he recognised me) I'm pleased to announce a new learning opportunity around the commercial aspect of football 'Football's Unilateral Consumer Knowledge'.

I've already emailed Ben Mansford, Garry Garrity and of course Simon Sadler, I think they'll be the first to admit they've got everything wrong so far and my new course can put them right on a few things.

Excitingly this is also open to other normal people who may benefit from my exceptional skills in this area, if you are interested in receiving a course brochure please send a cheque for £100 with a stamped addressed envelope, please mark all correspondence with 'FUCK course' so it doesn't go in the 'PISS' 'SHIT' or 'WANK' course pigeonholes.

Yours
Phil of Wales
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Utter tosh . We won because I couldn't go and gave my ST to a well known poster, and this is what brought us luck.
 
Lytham_fy8 said:
CM is still at the safe house without internet access since he betrayed The Stanways Crew, Ma Ethel has a price on his head that would get anyone a lovely Mondeo Ghia on an X plate.
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Ma Ethel has the Barley Wine Gang on the lookout. She's been too busy with Russell Osman to do it herself. Last I heard he was seen with Spanish Jonny in a dark corner of Molloys- the Gang were just too late and he'd vanished, some say he had a schooner moored up at the Jetty ready to head inland.
 
with the use of my patented Phil's Important Scoring System I detailed how scoring early and then having that player limp off would then lead to his replacement scoring soon after.

Knowing this site there will be those who actually believe...
 
fcblackpool said:
Ma Ethel has the Barley Wine Gang on the lookout. She's been too busy with Russell Osman to do it herself. Last I heard he was seen with Spanish Jonny in a dark corner of Molloys- the Gang were just too late and he'd vanished, some say he had a schooner moored up at the Jetty ready to head inland.
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They say schooner, from what I was told it was more of a makeshift raft cobbled together from pallets that the mk2 Focus spare gearboxes arrived on, did the job mind, last they saw he was out by Freckleton although drifting worryingly towards the mud banks. The Naze Casuals had tracked him since Motorlands but lost sight as it was dusk and the Ship had a 2 for 1 on cocktails that evening.

Pray for CM.
 
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Lytham_fy8 said:
They say schooner, from what I was told it was more of a makeshift raft cobbled together from pallets that the mk2 Focus spare gearboxes arrived on, did the job mind, last they saw he was out by Freckleton although drifting worryingly towards the mud banks. The Naze Casuals had tracked him since Motorlands but lost sight as it was dusk and the Ship had a 2 for 1 on cocktails that evening.

Pray for CM.
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So that's why The Stanway Crew turned on him. The pallets...all makes sense now.

Don't think the Nazers would have got past the Warton Warriors Coming Out To Play. They are loyal to CM, but notoriously deaf.
 
PHILOFWALES said:
I must say I'm not surprised that we won on Saturday, my 42 page coaching super plan that I left at the gate to Squires Gate before they released the dogs must have been read and digested fully by Neil 'so called manager' Critchley.

Now I'm not one to say I told you so but in my manifesto I specifically outlined how losing our entire spine during the game was the key to success, with the use of my patented Phil's Important Scoring System I detailed how scoring early and then having that player limp off would then lead to his replacement scoring soon after, thanks to this we then took a 2-0 lead in at half time.

Obviously Neil 'so what if you have super licence I've bought every copy of Football Manager since 1998' Critchley then took on board the plan I put forward for half time, using my Second Half Invincible Tactics we sacrificed the defensive leader and goalkeeper to lull Rovers in to a false sense of security, having only conceded the one goal we then held out for a win and that's all thanks to me, but I'm not one to take credit.

I'm not one to say I told you so but obviously I am the one to thank for our win, without my PISS and SHIT plans it would have been all so different.


Now I bet you are all wondering why I'm posting after a successful weekend, after all it's not like me to congratulate anyone at the club but I thought I'd update you on a new learning opportunity for the normal people out there on this forum. After the amazing success of my summer football training camps Welsh Academy for Neat Kickers (apologies to those who subscribed to the weekend seminars, we had to cancel because of a double booking at the Bed and Breakfast and star speaker Paul Ince pulling out after he recognised me) I'm pleased to announce a new learning opportunity around the commercial aspect of football 'Football's Unilateral Consumer Knowledge'.

I've already emailed Ben Mansford, Garry Garrity and of course Simon Sadler, I think they'll be the first to admit they've got everything wrong so far and my new course can put them right on a few things.

Excitingly this is also open to other normal people who may benefit from my exceptional skills in this area, if you are interested in receiving a course brochure please send a cheque for £100 with a stamped addressed envelope, please mark all correspondence with 'FUCK course' so it doesn't go in the 'PISS' 'SHIT' or 'WANK' course pigeonholes.

Yours
Phil of Wales
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I found this OP to be “Confusing Uneducated Non-sensical Tripe From A Completely Extreme Yahoo”. 🙂
 
It’s bants
Don’t take anything on a meaningless footy site to heart
Etc etc …these are AVFTT get out clauses used by some….
Now seems a good time to play those cards…
 
I think SATW would have had 'Phil's' head super-imposed on a Welsh dragon as an avatar so I am ruling him out. Could be a double bluff and actually be the leek munching Klopp himself.
 
fcblackpool said:
Ma Ethel has the Barley Wine Gang on the lookout. She's been too busy with Russell Osman to do it herself. Last I heard he was seen with Spanish Jonny in a dark corner of Molloys- the Gang were just too late and he'd vanished, some say he had a schooner moored up at the Jetty ready to head inland.
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The only time he's seen a schooner was in Yates's Wine Lodge full of Aussie White
 
brilliant but Pip has bigger leeks to grow / he is now top brass on the msg facebook page, promotion to senior moderator…..😭
 
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