PHILOFWALES
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I must say I'm not surprised that we won on Saturday, my 42 page coaching super plan that I left at the gate to Squires Gate before they released the dogs must have been read and digested fully by Neil 'so called manager' Critchley.
Now I'm not one to say I told you so but in my manifesto I specifically outlined how losing our entire spine during the game was the key to success, with the use of my patented Phil's Important Scoring System I detailed how scoring early and then having that player limp off would then lead to his replacement scoring soon after, thanks to this we then took a 2-0 lead in at half time.
Obviously Neil 'so what if you have super licence I've bought every copy of Football Manager since 1998' Critchley then took on board the plan I put forward for half time, using my Second Half Invincible Tactics we sacrificed the defensive leader and goalkeeper to lull Rovers in to a false sense of security, having only conceded the one goal we then held out for a win and that's all thanks to me, but I'm not one to take credit.
I'm not one to say I told you so but obviously I am the one to thank for our win, without my PISS and SHIT plans it would have been all so different.
Now I bet you are all wondering why I'm posting after a successful weekend, after all it's not like me to congratulate anyone at the club but I thought I'd update you on a new learning opportunity for the normal people out there on this forum. After the amazing success of my summer football training camps Welsh Academy for Neat Kickers (apologies to those who subscribed to the weekend seminars, we had to cancel because of a double booking at the Bed and Breakfast and star speaker Paul Ince pulling out after he recognised me) I'm pleased to announce a new learning opportunity around the commercial aspect of football 'Football's Unilateral Consumer Knowledge'.
I've already emailed Ben Mansford, Garry Garrity and of course Simon Sadler, I think they'll be the first to admit they've got everything wrong so far and my new course can put them right on a few things.
Excitingly this is also open to other normal people who may benefit from my exceptional skills in this area, if you are interested in receiving a course brochure please send a cheque for £100 with a stamped addressed envelope, please mark all correspondence with 'FUCK course' so it doesn't go in the 'PISS' 'SHIT' or 'WANK' course pigeonholes.
Yours
Phil of Wales
Now I'm not one to say I told you so but in my manifesto I specifically outlined how losing our entire spine during the game was the key to success, with the use of my patented Phil's Important Scoring System I detailed how scoring early and then having that player limp off would then lead to his replacement scoring soon after, thanks to this we then took a 2-0 lead in at half time.
Obviously Neil 'so what if you have super licence I've bought every copy of Football Manager since 1998' Critchley then took on board the plan I put forward for half time, using my Second Half Invincible Tactics we sacrificed the defensive leader and goalkeeper to lull Rovers in to a false sense of security, having only conceded the one goal we then held out for a win and that's all thanks to me, but I'm not one to take credit.
I'm not one to say I told you so but obviously I am the one to thank for our win, without my PISS and SHIT plans it would have been all so different.
Now I bet you are all wondering why I'm posting after a successful weekend, after all it's not like me to congratulate anyone at the club but I thought I'd update you on a new learning opportunity for the normal people out there on this forum. After the amazing success of my summer football training camps Welsh Academy for Neat Kickers (apologies to those who subscribed to the weekend seminars, we had to cancel because of a double booking at the Bed and Breakfast and star speaker Paul Ince pulling out after he recognised me) I'm pleased to announce a new learning opportunity around the commercial aspect of football 'Football's Unilateral Consumer Knowledge'.
I've already emailed Ben Mansford, Garry Garrity and of course Simon Sadler, I think they'll be the first to admit they've got everything wrong so far and my new course can put them right on a few things.
Excitingly this is also open to other normal people who may benefit from my exceptional skills in this area, if you are interested in receiving a course brochure please send a cheque for £100 with a stamped addressed envelope, please mark all correspondence with 'FUCK course' so it doesn't go in the 'PISS' 'SHIT' or 'WANK' course pigeonholes.
Yours
Phil of Wales
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