It was the classic 1,30am, last dance at a dingy Disco, which had seen better days and had been left to decay by the old owners due to neglect...
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We were standing around the dance floor, just waiting to be asked to dance, having just got a classy new dress, all the way from Hong Kong.
Neil came along unannounced, out of the shadows and picked us up and dragged us out on to the dance floor
Suddenly we were grooving and ripping up the dance floor like Travolta & Thurman
He liked us....He liked us that much, that he took us back to his place and in his hushed tones, asked us to do the horizontal tango....Together
Fuck Me...we thought...could this be the one?.......could Neil be a keeper?....Or will this be another quickie before going tits up again?
He was pushing all the right buttons and suddenly......BOOM....he hit our G Spot.....it was love......He wanted this to be permanent
Next morning he was whispering sweet nothings in our ear and asking if he could see us again.....as his main squeeze.......
Neil was cute...he did little fist bumps and made those cute heart shapes with his fingers, every time he saw us......We were smitten
Then the days went by and we had some good times and some not so good times.......
We had great nights out and we even started to discuss moving in and buying a new training ground....together
He wanted to get loads of kids.......but we also wanted someone with experience
So we got a new Rottweiler and we called him.....Uncle Richard
The only nagging doubt was Uncle Phil....
He never liked Neil.....because he wouldn't be his best friend
But Uncle Phil never really liked anyone....SISA, Uncle Ben, The SLO, Tangerine Knights, BSA, Uncle Ollie, any books that weren't about him and most of all, any of our boyfriends that treated us right....
Then one day......Just before the start of our next holiday....after we had booked all the tickets, got all the travel plans sorted and were looking forward to a really fun time....
Neil got a swipe right from a big, fat tart on Tinder.......She was all tits and make up, going to all the trendy bars and drinking expensive cocktails.
She only wanted a quickie
He was going to be her little bit on the side-line.
But Neil just got up and went......He was going to have to share her with his old mate, Stevie
No explanation, no notice, no reason....he didn't even leave a note or say 'good bye'
Next thing we know.....him and one of his mates are all over the tabloids, drinking cocktails and spending millions on Brazilians and foreign tarts..
We then saw him on Facebook.......He was fist bumping other people......but they didn't seem to think it was cute.....
Things weren't going that well......The fat tarts friends didn't like Neil and no matter what he tried to do.....it went down faster than the fat tart
And just as quick as the big tart pulled our Neil into her web of deceit and lies......He was gone.......she gave him a chunk of money and told him to F##k O##
And now we just have the memories of that short time
Love and hate are just opposite sides of the same emotion.......We had a good time with Neil...but that turned once he did the dirty
And that side of our life is over Forever....Never go back....and now we have moved on with a new boyfriend
Meet Mike.....He swims like a fish