Worst Football Toilet?

M61Exile

M61Exile

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Anyone remember the old Saltergate away end toilets? Remember one year having a very dodgy stomach and having to use the facilities - safe to say a pretty cold, barren experience which lead to me not mixing a Balti with New Year eve alcohol excess? Worst loos you've been in?
 
Wasn't it a blocked drain wall to piss on and one graffiti ridden,spiders web, no toilet roll with a cracked porcelain toilet x92 for all away fans at one time ?.
 
Tranmere infamous league cup round 3. They rammed 3000 of us behind the goal and never in my life have I (all of us) been so rammed in. It was extremely dangerous, similar to Hillsborough and the toilet was a portacabin that was actually rocking. It was like a boat. 3inch deep in piss and disgusting beyond belief.
It was the same game that Vicki Oyston wasn't allowed in the executive box because she was (still is) a woman.
It was also torrential rain right through the match and yes, we lost.
Worst toilets I have seen this century though is Portsmouth last week.
 
Regular topic are toilets Chesterfield up there with the west paddock . Sure Kettering were poor , lots of grounds Newcastle in league cup open end. 🎄🎄🍊🍊
 
Met a bird in Sheffield and took her to watch Blackpool away at Chesterfield. 0-0, pissing in gutters, bus back to Sheffield. Proper away day. We never won at Chesterfield.
 
Wizaard said:
Spotland had a wall to piss on, like so many, but the wall was low enough to be able to continue to watch the game. Different times.

To be fair, I don't think many were any worse than our own West Paddock.
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omg thats a ground where we never won. or maybe thats my imagination.
 
I remember the outside loo in the east at the back of the terrace - many times you’d see a bloke running out trying to get his zip up after we’d scored 🤣
 
Ours were nothing to boast about, but far from the worst.

The crumbling brick ruin at Eastville and the triffids growing out of the wall at the Vetch were particular highlights.
 
Rotherham old ground were grim … though the way out of the away end up the cobble street was worse. The bogs must have emptied onto the street & combined with the horse shit made a minging trudge home delightful
 
tangerinespud said:
Rotherham old ground were grim … though the way out of the away end up the cobble street was worse. The bogs must have emptied onto the street & combined with the horse shit made a minging trudge home delightful
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ehhh lad they wur thurtyt kid livin on bread and dripping. and tha dad wewnt downt to pit. tha should be bloody grateful. lol always reminds me of the michael palin comedy.
 
Went to watch Hellas Verona a couple of seasons ago and the toilets were holes in the ground, my wife and daughters were not best impressed...
 
Shootz said:
Went to watch Hellas Verona a couple of seasons ago and the toilets were holes in the ground, my wife and daughters were not best impressed...
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That’s standard in the far east…..I should know as it came as a surprise to me when visiting family…..but they were clean😂…..seems squatting is the norm.
 
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