Yes, I know. If you're anything like me you'll be disgusted how the nasty media has been harassing Alexander Boris de Pfeffel. However, it looks like the dreaded Pickfords vans will soon be turning up at Downing It Street to remove his and Carries few meagre possessions.
So, who do you think would be best suited to succeed him? You never know, that proponent of free will, Novax Djokovich could be parachuted in to take the helm, provided he can supply a positive or is it negative test?
On second thoughts my money's going on a 66-1 sure bet - Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Here is a true man of the people. He had a very deprived upbringing living in that £20 million hell hole, Ston Easton Park. He had to slum it at Eton College and truly knows what hunger is as his fag once forgot to collect his tuck box for him.
He has this uncanny ability to talk to ordinary people in a language they understand, and would be an ideal leader to take the country into the 18th century.
I'm putting a tenner on him at William Hills. Easy money.
So, who do you think would be best suited to succeed him? You never know, that proponent of free will, Novax Djokovich could be parachuted in to take the helm, provided he can supply a positive or is it negative test?
On second thoughts my money's going on a 66-1 sure bet - Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Here is a true man of the people. He had a very deprived upbringing living in that £20 million hell hole, Ston Easton Park. He had to slum it at Eton College and truly knows what hunger is as his fag once forgot to collect his tuck box for him.
He has this uncanny ability to talk to ordinary people in a language they understand, and would be an ideal leader to take the country into the 18th century.
I'm putting a tenner on him at William Hills. Easy money.