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Have angrily denied that their father is a Manchester United fan. "Our dad is a fair and honest man" said sons Alex, Bobby, Wayne and Schmeical.

Schools in the Grange Park area are advising parents to wear two pair of pyjamas when picking their children up. 😧

I got chatting to a giant of a guy (6'6'') who said that he had played for Blackpool and played international football for a country that was not his birth country. Any guesses ?

Blackpool RUFC 2nd team thrashed Preston Grasshoppers 10-46 at Lightfoot Lane. ;)

354 went in and 842 came out.

Bernie Ecclestone avoids jail after fraudulent action amounts to millions of pounds. Old bastard should have been locked up.

I asked a zoo keeper why a baguette was in a cage. He said it was bread in captivity. I was in Aldi yesterday and bought a Humpty Dumpty model. It comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men.

What do you call a fake noodle ? An impasta How does a vampire start a letter ? Tomb it may concern. I'm late for the national flat fish cookery competition. I better get my skates on.

Brother is on coach 5 ;)

A whole £2 win on Sadlers Quest in the 4-55 at Uttoxeter. 9/1 winner but took a price 10/1 👍

That a chap named Ernest (Trevor)Warren has passed away at the age of 97. Apparently he was a long standing gateman at BR.

A horse i have a share in ran at Chepstow yesterday and duly obliged at 16/1 (Kyber Crystal). 👍

Aren't hanging about as they have just signed the giant striker from their sparring partners of last season Kings Lynn :)

Breaking News. Mauricio Pochettino has been sacked as Chelsea manager. Frank Lampard will become the interim Chelsea manager. Sorry, just practising for September.

Friendly. FTFC v PNE 25th July @7pm

To watch the Premier League next season. Took it home, opened the box....No bloody Leeds. 😉

Rolf Harris, the only ashes Australia don't want to take home.

RIP

2-20 in Morrisons 1-99 in Asda 2-00 in Sainsburys. 0-99 in Farm Foods ( bought the last 11 jars and the assistant asked me if i liked them);)

3 match stadium ban for ref rant,.👎