On BBC2 now
F'ing cats. Next doors little shitters are always in my flower beds. Bastards.A - Arsing weeding between block paving all arsing summer.
B - Bloody jet washing that weird green scum off said block paving.
C - Cat poo removal from front garden borders.
D - Drinking heavily instead of gardening.
Gripper rods. They work wonders.F'ing cats. Next doors little shitters are always in my flower beds. Bastards.