A to Z of gardening

Wizaard

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A - Arsing weeding between block paving all arsing summer.

B - Bloody jet washing that weird green scum off said block paving.

C - Cat poo removal from front garden borders.

D - Drinking heavily instead of gardening.
F'ing cats. Next doors little shitters are always in my flower beds. Bastards.
 

Tangerinetiltingatwindmil

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L is for leaf mould Gardeners gold.
Just been and filled a compacted plastic dustbin with leaves.
Using a lawn rake and gloves.
Will rot down nicely and provide humus for the soil in my garden.
Parked up at the slip road opposite South Gate of Stanley park.
It literally took me 20 minutes.😉
 

20togo

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I only know the z and there's quite a few.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 😀

Sorry not a gardening fan.
 

fcblackpool

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F'ing cats. Next doors little shitters are always in my flower beds. Bastards.
Gripper rods. They work wonders.

We used to be infested with the blighters and the best advice I can give is to block off the entrance and exit. The Twa...cats don't like to be cornered.

Don't leave open walls for them to walk on. Grow something to cover the tops, cats like certainty and won't walk on something they can't be sure of.

Careful planting can help.

Don't do the Lion poo poop, you'll pay a fortune for 2 days relief.

However the best solution that I have found is a half brick aimed expertly.
 

fcblackpool

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Go on then. I was saving this for Gardeners QT.

On Clemetis READ IT RIGHT.

If it flowers before June,
Give it a prune,
After July,
Don't even try,
Flowers in December
Try to remember
If it flowers before June.......

It's good advice
 

20togo

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My dog seems to be permanently on lookout duty for cats entering our garden. He hates them with a passion.
 
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fcblackpool

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My dog seems to be permanently on lookout duty for cats entering our garden. He hats them with a passion.
Dr Zeus anyone?

You may wish to edit that. People will start with the Rotherham jokes rather than the Spurs....C'mon you Milners.

Or worse james.
 

tangerine_neil

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M is for Midnight gardener.

When it’s too dark to see what you’re doing properly but you carry on regardless. Like the mail order plants that arrived today and I tried to take advantage of the decent weather to get them planted asap.
Hope they are not upside down. 🙄
 
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