Lying Bastard to stand for PM

[Ollygon]

Just when you thought it couldn't get more hilarious - we get this!!!!!!

Bring it on.

Do these morons live in the real world?

 

[Johnno]

If he joins the race he’ll win it.
Almost as if Truss was a patsy to wipe Johnson’s slate clean.
‘Truss under a bus’.

 

[ElBurroSinNombre]

If he joins the race he’ll win it.
Almost as if Truss was a patsy to wipe Johnson’s slate clean.
‘Truss under a bus’.

I'm not sure.
He has to win the parliamentary race first (or be in the top two). The MPs just removed him from office. He has some support but not much.

 

[Mexboroseasider]

He’ll also have to return early from his Caribbean holiday.

 

[Poolfan2]

They will say he's the one person the party can unite behind (even if they can't) and here is my prediction .. when he becomes PM again (and he will liken himself to Churchill yet further) then the Tories will close the gap on Labour to about 4/5% at the polls. Get it right in the next two years and I still reckon he could win the next election.
This is not my hope purely my opinion of the state of the UK electorate!

 

[td53]

I'm not sure.
He has to win the parliamentary race first (or be in the top two). The MPs just removed him from office. He has some support but not much.

I can't see the MPs egos letting them putting him in. It would be like us all chanting 'we want (insert name of manager) out' and then 6 weeks later cheering them back in...

 

[Davepick]

He’ll also have to return early from his Caribbean holiday.

Has he actually been in The Commons since his stint as PM ended.
All I've seen is him going to various places round the world.
Probably paid for by the British tax-payer

 

[Johnno]

My post was more fatalism than thought out, if I’m honest!

 

[Ollygon]

They will say he's the one person the party can unite behind (even if they can't) and here is my prediction .. when he becomes PM again (and he will liken himself to Churchill yet further) then the Tories will close the gap on Labour to about 4/5% at the polls. Get it right in the next two years and I still reckon he could win the next election.
This is not my hope purely my opinion of the state of the UK electorate!

 

[TangerineBayern]

And in other news Critchley is being reappointed as BFC Manager next week after Pool are beaten by the Nobbers!

 

[Keep the faith]

Just when you thought it couldn't get more hilarious - we get this!!!!!!

Bring it on.

Do these morons live in the real world?

Hate spreads hate and then even more hate , people like you should really know better

 

[Malced]

Bring Back Boris

 

[Malced]

And in other news Critchley is being reappointed as BFC Manager next week after Pool are beaten by the Nobbers!

And we are getting Josh Bowler back on a free transfer

 

[Towerpower99]

The call to return is building

 

[Trammo]

“ He’s coming back
He’s coming back
He’s coming
Bojo’s coming back!”

 

[tangysider]

Can he hide his lying eyes under sunglasses after his Caribbean break?

 

[Mexboroseasider]

“ He’s coming back
He’s coming back
He’s coming
Bojo’s coming back!”

What? From his Caribbean holiday?

He makes such sacrifices for his country doesn’t he.

 

[traffordtang]

Prior to his sacking his popularity rating was -55. Only Truss was lower so I think Labour will be rubbing their hands at the prospect.
The Tories are in such a mess though that they can’t think straight or logically.

 

[bollieboy]

Boris wants to come back to regain his title as 'Worst Prime Minister Ever'.

He is very sore that Truss has wrestled this award from his grasp.

 

[Towerpower99]

A General Election dosnt have to happen until late Jan 2025….2 years 3 months away…we could have 10 more Prime Ministers by then

 

[Ollygon]

Hate spreads hate and then even more hate , people like you should really know better

So, you want the Lying Bastard back then?

Have you ever considered treatment?

 

[Keep the faith]

So, you want the Lying Bastard back then?

Have you ever considered treatment?

Bit rich

 

[Lytham_fy8]

If Johnson comes back then Starmer might as well start looking at wallpaper for No 10.

 

[Seasider3610]

Can we get each way on Boris now.

14/1 early doors

You couldn’t make it up!

 

[Matesrates]

If Johnson comes back then Starmer might as well start looking at wallpaper for No 10.

He already has

 

[Matesrates]

Can we get each way on Boris now.

14/1 early doors

You couldn’t make it up!

9/2 now

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

He’d 100% be my choice and I wouldn’t be surprised if he also went on to turn around the poll deficit into a Tory majority.

For whatever reason, Bozzer seems to have that likeability factor and has the charisma to inject some much needed positivity back into the country.

 

[Lytham_fy8]

He’d 100% be my choice and I wouldn’t be surprised if he also went on to turn around the poll deficit into a Tory majority.

For whatever reason, Bozzer seems to have that likeability factor and has the charisma to inject some much needed positivity back into the country.

They might as well anyway, Westminster is now just a cartoon or a bad 80s drama, so the unlikely return of a character is in keeping.

Maybe have Graham Brady wake up from a bad dream to hear the shower running?

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

They might as well anyway, Westminster is now just a cartoon or a bad 80s drama, so the unlikely return of a character is in keeping.

Maybe have Graham Brady wake up from a bad dream to hear the shower running?

It has ever been thus....

 

[tangysider]

If Johnson comes back then Starmer might as well start looking at wallpaper for No 10.

Wallpaper is so last year, paint it white and put pictures up.

 

[Malced]

Can he hide his lying eyes under sunglasses after his Caribbean break?

Thought by now you’d realise
There ain’t no way to hide your lying eyes.

 

[Trammo]

We love you Boris
We do
We love you Boris
We do
We love you Boris
We do
Even old Wiz and Mex
They love you!

 

[Ollygon]

He’d 100% be my choice and I wouldn’t be surprised if he also went on to turn around the poll deficit into a Tory majority.

For whatever reason, Bozzer seems to have that likeability factor and has the charisma to inject some much needed positivity back into the country.

I can let you have the details of a really good therapist.

In strictest confidence, of course.

 

[EPM46]

He’d 100% be my choice and I wouldn’t be surprised if he also went on to turn around the poll deficit into a Tory majority.

For whatever reason, Bozzer seems to have that likeability factor and has the charisma to inject some much needed positivity back into the country.

As well as being a liar, a cheat, a philanderer, an incompetent and a lazy buffoon!

 

[tangerine_neil]

At least it saves on the wallpaper

 

[Ollygon]

We love you Boris
We do
We love you Boris
We do
We love you Boris
We do
Even old Wiz and Mex
They love you!

Stuck on the tracks again, Trammo?

Still it must have been a stressful few weeks for you

 

[Wizaard]

Any candidate needs 100 backers in the Tory MP cabal to get in the race.

Surely Rishi and Penny ahead of Boris.

 

[Walthamstow_Seasider]

Any candidate needs 100 backers in the Tory MP cabal to get in the race.

Surely Rishi and Penny ahead of Boris.

The 100 supporters rules Boris out.

 

[glasshalffull]

Any candidate needs 100 backers in the Tory MP cabal to get in the race.

Surely Rishi and Penny ahead of Boris.

Those were my thoughts as well. 100 is probably too many for Boris to get a foothold. He might not bother now he knows that?
His supporters might settle for stopping Sunak? Mordaunt looking well placed, but who will be the RWNJ?

 

[Wizaard]

Those were my thoughts as well. 100 is probably too many for Boris to get a foothold. He might not bother now he knows that?
His supporters might settle for stopping Sunak? Mordaunt looking well placed, but who will be the RWNJ?

Suella

 

[Mexboroseasider]

We love you Boris
We do
We love you Boris
We do
We love you Boris
We do
Even old Wiz and Mex
They love you!

I understand.

It’s dark.

You can’t see the seagulls so can’t shout and wave your fist at them.

So you come on here.

That’s fine

 

[bollieboy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1583159303460249605

 

[glasshalffull]

Suella

 

[tangerine.com]

Any candidate needs 100 backers in the Tory MP cabal to get in the race.

Surely Rishi and Penny ahead of Boris.

God def not Rishi washi or Penelope Pitstop.

 

[Halifax71]

41 publicly backing Boris so far. Well ahead of Rishi and Penny.

 

[Trammo]

41 publicly backing Boris so far. Well ahead of Rishi and Penny.

OMG the Guardian saying 99 backers now and according to some on here they never lie!

 

[bollieboy]

OMG the Guardian saying 99 backers now and according to some on here they never lie!

Can you put up the link to the Guardian where they state the above.

 

[Always tangerine]

He’d 100% be my choice and I wouldn’t be surprised if he also went on to turn around the poll deficit into a Tory majority.

For whatever reason, Bozzer seems to have that likeability factor and has the charisma to inject some much needed positivity back into the country.

Only for people who have no moral compass

As well as being a liar, a cheat, a philanderer, an incompetent and a lazy buffoon!

Too generous! Also only does things to serve his own interests , not for the people or the country.
Nb on holiday in the Caribbean while Parliament is sitting. Cant imagine hes a good constituency MP

 

[Always tangerine]

41 publicly backing Boris so far. Well ahead of Rishi and Penny.

So youre on first name terms with them all ?

 

[Always tangerine]

Suella

Sue- Ellen is her real name !