Most pissed you've ever been at an away game.

Spurs away Premiership season. How I got into the ground without a D&D charge is still a mystery.
Sat less than 2 metres away from home fans and was warned several times about my language and behaviour.
Think we started drinking at 9.30 at Basil POC and ended up in a hellhole in Broadwater Farm.
If Kornilenko had made it 2-0 we'd have stayed up in the Prem.
"Haringey's a shithole, I wanna go home"
 
A mate of mine who supports Blackpool once told me, he got so pissed on an away game trip, he actually went in to watch them!😉
 
Any FY8 on tour mini bus from the Tavern in St Annes.
Garden bench in the back of a transit. Piss against the door and open it to flush (any road).
Stop off at Walsall supporters club then off to the night club at the Sandcastle ( cannot remember the name).
 
Spent the late 80's travelling on Dave Beattie's coaches. There are therefore a lot of games I was too pissed to remember.

I think the worst was a pre season game at Chester's Sealand Rd. I have no memories of the day after we left the pub pre game, apart from sitting in the sun on the terrace & falling asleep. We could have won, lost or drawn, I have no idea.

Good Times.
 
Wet Spam loss on the way back I ran out of pre-mixed bacardi & coke & someone gave me a bottle of lemonade 😬 apparently we went in the Saddle for the last one & to get a taxi.
 
Always remember going to Cheltenham away (great day out) and we were steaming and they had one female steward on the gate who saw us coming and just turned the other way 😆
 
Too many to think of:
Darlington in the 80s when a copper gave me the contents of my wallet which I was trying to get into from the wrong side;
Bury, the bad one
Wembley against Torquay when we climbed into the royal box and sat with one of the Oystons who gave us a pass so we could go to the loo.
Man Utd but I think that may have been more emotional stuff.
 
Carlisle united 23/12/1990, I had been to the Christmas tree ball the night before and started drinking Diamond whites for breakfast.
Went on the supporters coach and stopped at Penrith drinking pints with whiskey chasers plus a pre mixed bottle of vodka and coke on the bus.
When we got to Carlisle I fell off the bus into a puddle and threw up in front of a copper who asked if I was pissed, and the lad from The Armenian kebab shop replied no he just has travel sickness. I was put on the bus and told not to move so I missed the match which we lost one nil.
When I turned up on new years day for the supporters coach to York everyone was staring at me!
 
Fatboy said:
Torquay, stopped at Newton Abbot ready for opening time , we’ll pissed by the time we got back on the coach , can’t remember anything about the game but a slice of pizza at half time and the sing song on the way home , after a 1 - 0 defeat. Ozzie wasn’t happy.
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Wouldn't happen to be 'a song that gets on Ozzie's fu☆☆ing wick' by any chance??
 
Curryman said:
Blackpool vs Bradford in the hospitality Suite, with my son and others.

Started on and stayed on the Latvian Lager 'Kimmel' and I believe I had about 8 pints, but don't remember.

The match? I can't remember.

The taxi to the station? I can't remember.

The train home? slept allegedly and can't remember.

Arriving home? I can't remember.

The good news is I was there the next morning with a clear head due to the purity of the beer no doubt and was given a good bollocking by my wonderful wife.

Fantastic beer, but never again.
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Oddly Bradford games have been my worst/best moments too for the devils broth- oh and Spotty Land vs Rochdale but that was down to some serious lunchtime drinking with a mate who was a Dale supporter.
 
First time at Brightons new stadium. Was down there on a weekender so started pretty early in the morning.

It was a roasting hot day and the hangover was starting to kick in about 20 minutes into the game!!

Good Friday game at Blackburn a few years ago would take some beating as well. Planned to drive until about 11am when I jumped on the train instead. Coming home I got off at Preston where my wife had been out with my sister in law. Got home about 2am absolutely battered.
 
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Anyone remember Southport away in a pre-season friendly when John Hills broke his leg! Don't think I've ever seen so many utterly bladdered Blackpool fans!
 
Bishop Auckland in the FA Cup in the eighties. Went on Dave Beatties coach in the days they were really strict with spotters on motorway bridges and escort straight to the ground. Not that day! We set off at some stupid early time and visited some great litter pubs. Our coach pulled up about 5 minutes before KO the cops were spuing Mad the had not intercepted us. Great day and atmosphere.
 
Seasider1887 said:
Bishop Auckland in the FA Cup in the eighties. Went on Dave Beatties coach in the days they were really strict with spotters on motorway bridges and escort straight to the ground. Not that day! We set off at some stupid early time and visited some great litter pubs. Our coach pulled up about 5 minutes before KO the cops were spuing Mad the had not intercepted us. Great day and atmosphere.
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Great day out that was. DB had a sixth sense about how to avoid the old bills gaze.
 
Fargo99 said:
Spurs away Premiership season. How I got into the ground without a D&D charge is still a mystery.
Sat less than 2 metres away from home fans and was warned several times about my language and behaviour.
Think we started drinking at 9.30 at Basil POC and ended up in a hellhole in Broadwater Farm.
If Kornilenko had made it 2-0 we'd have stayed up in the Prem.
"Haringey's a shithole, I wanna go home"
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If only 😩😩😩😩
 
Wizaard said:
Went to QPR on the train with YS. A dozen bottles on the train on the way down, then into the pub to meet up with BASIL for a few pints before the game. My memory of the game is hazy at best. Think we drew 1 1. Ben Burgess may have scored.

Good Friday game at Blackburn and we stopped off in Accrington for a few before kick off. The town was deserted but a couple of pubs were open. After a few pints the rounds of jagerbombs started and it all got a bit lively. Train up to Mill Hill where a packed pub was belting out Dirty Old Town, a few more pints and onto Ewood. As we came out, my mate Brendan asked me what the score was. I had no idea. Back up to Mill Hill for more raucous singing.

Good times in good company.
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That QPR game would have been the promotion season opener. Couldn't get in any pub in Shepherd's Bush so went in one down a side street run by Poles - f-ing expensive but a good pub. Then me and mates carried on down the main road to find loads of Blackpool upstairs in a Spoons.
 
...not a Pool game but Fleetwood v Halesowen at the old Wembley Stadium...Fleetwood lost 3-1 I think , ICI coach stopped in Newcastle under Lyme at the Bulls Vault pub ... the rest I have to rely on other people’s accounts 🤣👍
 
1966_and_all_that said:
That QPR game would have been the promotion season opener. Couldn't get in any pub in Shepherd's Bush so went in one down a side street run by Poles - f-ing expensive but a good pub. Then me and mates carried on down the main road to find loads of Blackpool upstairs in a Spoons.
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Yes, it was that season. Did we have some useless Everton player on loan who I don't think played again?
 
Will always remember my old mate Dave (RIP) who insisted on another 3 rounds before going in to Wembley for Cardiff, he was absolutely sozzled and missed most of the first half as he was getting more drinks, buying food, going to the loo or being sick!
 
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