Just been chatting about our 2-1 defeat against Nottingham Forest, football in general and different playing tactics (as well as a few other less interesting subjects) over a drink or three with some old geezer in some back-street taverna.
The old chap insisted that (and I quote) "If a football is passed backwards then it must have been passed forward before" - then adding to further emphasise his point - "yer silly old piffed-up Lancy **"
I told him that I was Born_in_the_Fifties and that I was of an average height, he said that his name was Isaac Newton and that he'd hated Nottingham Forest for donkeys' years.
I walked off into the night thinking that these silly old cunts talk a lot of sense, more often than not!
Hic