Please Help!?

BFC_BFC_BFC said:
I was just wondering....

Has there ever been such a collection of whinging, whining, melodramatic drama queens, gathered together on a single internet forum, prior to the advent of AVFTT?
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You may need some help if it's the first thing you think about everyday.
In answer to your question the closest I can think is mum's on the school drop off , christ they can put this forum to shame .
 
BFC_BFC_BFC said:
I was just wondering....

Has there ever been such a collection of whinging, whining, melodramatic drama queens, gathered together on a single internet forum, prior to the advent of AVFTT?
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What is the point of a fans forum
If not to be a place where fans can post their own opinions?
What a ridiculously childish way to live your life to want everyone to think the way you do or they are idiots
Despots and dictators think that exact way, not regular fans of a club
Why is it so difficult for people on this site to accept that we all have our own opinions
I've been reading the posts the last few weeks and become more and more saddened by the vitriol fans have received because they wanted news from the club
It's our club remember
We may not own it but its our club and its not acting entitled to want to know what's going on especially after the car crash of a season we've just had
Ultimately we all want what's best for the club
 
td53 said:
Fun! Fun! You want fun?! I'll give you fun!

Knock knock.
There's no one at the door.

That's a conceptual joke about your contrary posting style that is.

*Picture of a clown*
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I don’t have a ‘contrary posting style’, I just have honesty and a willingness to write my own thoughts as opposed to someone else’s.

Since when did contrary suddenly become the opposite of stupidity in any case?
 
BFC_BFC_BFC said:
Or maybe you lot could just stop your sponsored whingeathon, collect in your sponsor money and maybe spend some of it on a fun transplant?
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The thing is, for all the crying over the appointment, there is absolutely nothing that will change.

If people decide that they can no longer follow the team because a manager left 12 months ago and didn't say goodbye, then what does that say about them?

There is only one real option, and that's to support the club, and that includes backing the manager.

I wasn't in favour of Appleton's appointment, and said as much before he came, but once he was in place, I gave him the benefit of the doubt until November. Can Critchley be given the same, at least? For one thing, he's done well with us before, which is more than you can say about Appleton.
 
AVFTT Dictionary

Whingeing (or whinging): an opinion or opinions that differ greatly from your own and rather than debate a point throw the term carte blanche at every poster with an alternative viewpoint

Also see: lazy, tantrum and dummyspitting
 
Wizaard said:
The thing is, for all the crying over the appointment, there is absolutely nothing that will change.

If people decide that they can no longer follow the team because a manager left 12 months ago and didn't say goodbye, then what does that say about them?

There is only one real option, and that's to support the club, and that includes backing the manager.

I wasn't in favour of Appleton's appointment, and said as much before he came, but once he was in place, I gave him the benefit of the doubt until November. Can Critchley be given the same, at least? For one thing, he's done well with us before, which is more than you can say about Appleton.
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I really don’t get it at all… Grown Adults calling the new manager names and get all arsed, just because he took a significantly higher paid job….

The same people (by the way) who turn on players and managers like a sixpence after a few poor results.

“Eeeew there’s no loyalty in the game anymore don’cha know……. DOBBIE OUT!!”
 
Macseasider said:
AVFTT Dictionary

Whingeing (or whinging): an opinion or opinions that differ greatly from your own and rather than debate a point throw the term carte blanche at every poster with an alternative viewpoint

Also see: lazy, tantrum and dummyspitting
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Nah.. whinging is just moaning mate…. different opinions are quite….. well…. different, really!

For example ….

“Oh FFS, it’s ** snakey Critchley, that’s a divisive appointment” is whinging.

Whereas…. “Jerry Yates, seems to perform better when he’s in a two with Gary Madine” is an opinion.
 
SwannDangerous said:
I don't get it...

Fun 😥
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I could do a long self regarding Stewart Lee style deconstruction?

It's an affectionate joke based on wor bfc*3's ability to free think and ignore convention.

In the convention of said joke, the required answer is 'who's there' but as a man liberated from the constraints of group think, he replies in a different, original way.

It's funny because the rejection of convention creates a moment of unfamiliarity. Laughter is actually as much about fear as it is about anything else. We laugh when we're uncertain or confused.

Therefore when the character of bfc*3 says 'there's noone at the door' we, the audience of the joke are confused and laugh. We've heard the 'knock knock' - there surely is someone at the door?

The other level it works on is human ability to find pattern recognition funny. As it's bfc*3 rejecting the convention, our initial fear/confusion is merged with knowing laughter. Yes, the rejection of the presence of someone at the door is absurd - but it's bfc*3 - he always finds an alternate angle to take.

Thus what starts as the laughter of confusion ends as the laughter of recognition and reassurance.

Fuck my life. I just typed all that out.
 
BFC_BFC_BFC said:
I really don’t get it at all… Grown Adults calling the new manager names and get all arsed, just because he took a significantly higher paid job….

The same people (by the way) who turn on players and managers like a sixpence after a few poor results.

“Eeeew there’s no loyalty in the game anymore don’cha know……. DOBBIE OUT!!”
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so no change on this thread then. Mary being contrary as per usual. Mary still trying to justify his endless support of McCarthy and style of football.
 
td53 said:
I could do a long self regarding Stewart Lee style deconstruction?

It's an affectionate joke based on wor bfc*3's ability to free think and ignore convention.

In the convention of said joke, the required answer is 'who's there' but as a man liberated from the constraints of group think, he replies in a different, original way.

It's funny because the rejection of convention creates a moment of unfamiliarity. Laughter is actually as much about fear as it is about anything else. We laugh when we're uncertain or confused.

Therefore when the character of bfc*3 says 'there's noone at the door' we, the audience of the joke are confused and laugh. We've heard the 'knock knock' - there surely is someone at the door?

The other level it works on is human ability to find pattern recognition funny. As it's bfc*3 rejecting the convention, our initial fear/confusion is merged with knowing laughter. Yes, the rejection of the presence of someone at the door is absurd - but it's bfc*3 - he always finds an alternate angle to take.

Thus what starts as the laughter of confusion ends as the laughter of recognition and reassurance.

Fuck my life. I just typed all that out.
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Surely I’d just say “who’s there” though.?

Incidentally, given that it would seem (based on all available evidence, including the recent AVFTT poll) that the overwhelming majority of fans are very happy with the appointment of Critchley, how come my “character” is considered to be adopting a contrary position ?

Maybe you should have rung the bell instead 😉
 
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td53 said:
I could do a long self regarding Stewart Lee style deconstruction?

It's an affectionate joke based on wor bfc*3's ability to free think and ignore convention.

In the convention of said joke, the required answer is 'who's there' but as a man liberated from the constraints of group think, he replies in a different, original way.

It's funny because the rejection of convention creates a moment of unfamiliarity. Laughter is actually as much about fear as it is about anything else. We laugh when we're uncertain or confused.

Therefore when the character of bfc*3 says 'there's noone at the door' we, the audience of the joke are confused and laugh. We've heard the 'knock knock' - there surely is someone at the door?

The other level it works on is human ability to find pattern recognition funny. As it's bfc*3 rejecting the convention, our initial fear/confusion is merged with knowing laughter. Yes, the rejection of the presence of someone at the door is absurd - but it's bfc*3 - he always finds an alternate angle to take.

Thus what starts as the laughter of confusion ends as the laughter of recognition and reassurance.

Fuck my life. I just typed all that out.
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Please... no more... 🫠😭😵‍💫... 😵

P.s. ahh Stewart Lee, the freelance jazz glockenspielist of the comedy world.
 
I choose to be as happy as possible in this life and I’m not going to drag my own positivity down over something I cannot control. And if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em as they say.

If it was something serious like protecting my family then I will get very negatively pro-active. But not over most other things.
Chill everyone 🥳
 
Lala said:
I choose to be as happy as possible in this life and I’m not going to drag my own positivity down over something I cannot control. And if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em as they say.

If it was something serious like protecting my family then I will get very negatively pro-active. But not over most other things.
Chill everyone 🥳
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Problem is Lala it can be difficult trying to chill whilst we're all busy being...what was it(?), whinging, whining, melodramatic drama queens.
 
td53 said:
I could do a long self regarding Stewart Lee style deconstruction?

It's an affectionate joke based on wor bfc*3's ability to free think and ignore convention.

In the convention of said joke, the required answer is 'who's there' but as a man liberated from the constraints of group think, he replies in a different, original way.

It's funny because the rejection of convention creates a moment of unfamiliarity. Laughter is actually as much about fear as it is about anything else. We laugh when we're uncertain or confused.

Therefore when the character of bfc*3 says 'there's noone at the door' we, the audience of the joke are confused and laugh. We've heard the 'knock knock' - there surely is someone at the door?

The other level it works on is human ability to find pattern recognition funny. As it's bfc*3 rejecting the convention, our initial fear/confusion is merged with knowing laughter. Yes, the rejection of the presence of someone at the door is absurd - but it's bfc*3 - he always finds an alternate angle to take.

Thus what starts as the laughter of confusion ends as the laughter of recognition and reassurance.

Fuck my life. I just typed all that out.
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The knock at the door is actually the last twitches of Schrodinger's cat. Still not sure if it's dead or alive though.

Maybe both.😉
 
BFC_BFC_BFC said:
I was just wondering....

Has there ever been such a collection of whinging, whining, melodramatic drama queens, gathered together on a single internet forum, prior to the advent of AVFTT?
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Try going on Blue Moon the Man City forum if you think this forum is bad for whinging and whining. A bigger bunch of more entitled arseholes you’d struggle to find when it comes to complaining about the FFP charges
 
I’ve thought long and hard and still think Crtichley is a disingenuous twunt. I also don’t genuinely believe the vast majority of supporters are happy/ecstatic/thrilled to see his return. I won’t be chanting his name, looking forward to his thoughts, or engaging in anyway with him. I will be supporting his team to do the best they can in the games and I expect him to do his job which is get us promoted. Prove me wrong Mr Big Cheese Head Coacho.
 
clappers said:
I’ve thought long and hard and still think Crtichley is a disingenuous twunt. I also don’t genuinely believe the vast majority of supporters are happy/ecstatic/thrilled to see his return. I won’t be chanting his name, looking forward to his thoughts, or engaging in anyway with him. I will be supporting his team to do the best they can in the games and I expect him to do his job which is get us promoted. Prove me wrong Mr Big Cheese Head Coacho.
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How old are you now? Jesus wept man!

"Houston we have a problem. There's a small impish man on planet earth causing ructions on the western edge of the EuroAsian continent. They dont seem to understand him and he's struggling to explain himself. They're getting real angry and we fear it might kick off. These people have caused major problems before."

"What's these people's problem with this guy?"

"Apparently he never said goodbye to em when he left and he's rocked up again and said sorry but they aint buying it guv.'"

"Is that a first world area or third world or what?"

"First. But the very edge of it."

"Is everybody angry?"

"No its just a few but they wont let it lie sir. We think it could get ugly. Should we nuke it?"

"Yeah go ahead. Put them out their misery. Theyve been moaning about fuck all for decades now. They aint gonna change."

"What about all the innocent people who've forgiven this guy?"

"You cant make an omelette without breaking eggs guys."
 
RUSTY_2_STANDS said:
Try going on Blue Moon the Man City forum if you think this forum is bad for whinging and whining. A bigger bunch of more entitled arseholes you’d struggle to find when it comes to complaining about the FFP charges
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They’re having a rough time though as they may not get Bellingham and Rice! 😝
 
When i retired, i said goodbye to as many of my colleagues as possible as i had no intention of making a comeback. 😉
 
Lala said:
I choose to be as happy as possible in this life and I’m not going to drag my own positivity down over something I cannot control. And if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em as they say.

If it was something serious like protecting my family then I will get very negatively pro-active. But not over most other things.
Chill everyone 🥳
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You tell em Lala, the club has been in much worse straights than where we are now. Some proper drama queen's on here ffs.
 
Bailed after the first few posts.

Can we all not just agree, that we are all entitled to moan if we want to moan and that all those who don't want to moan are entitled to moan about all those who do want to moan, without any moaning ?
 
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