Secret Santa for a nobber

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mropinion

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So I happen to have managed to have got a nob end colleague in secret Santa. Any subtle ideas for gifts please? I want something special
 
A mug with the Patino chant lyrics on, it appears they hated that chant more than the results vs us at Bloomers
 
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Think this in a frame might help educate the troglodyte’s down the road?
Issue might be reading it so maybe there’s an audio version you can get to assist them?

(Noted: the homosexual bit is ridiculous I appreciate but Lev was only pissed because his wife left him for her hot bezzie mate)
 
Chunkylad said:
Is that your Premier League team?
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No

It’s two of the goalscorers from the side that battered you last season, a season in which you were relegated again😂

You keep clinging on to your best trip ever though, which surprisingly also ended in relegation 😂😂
 
OWTW said:
No

It’s two of the goalscorers from the side that battered you last season, a season in which you were relegated again😂

You keep clinging on to your best trip ever though, which surprisingly also ended in relegation 😂😂
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This was also last season nobber
 

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OWTW said:
No

It’s two of the goalscorers from the side that battered you last season, a season in which you were relegated again😂

You keep clinging on to your best trip ever though, which surprisingly also ended in relegation 😂😂
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Ah yeah.

Just out of interest- have you had a best trip? Was that promotion from Div 1 to the Championship? Just wondering what a best trip is for a Nobber?
 
BFC_Aspie said:
This was also last season nobber
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Are you going to bang on about that for the next 13 years because it’s equally as irrelevant.

And last season ended how for you by the way?

You’d have been bottom of the pile had Wigan not been deducted 3 points😂😂
 
OWTW said:
Are you going to bang on about that for the next 13 years because it’s equally as irrelevant.

And last season ended how for you by the way?

You’d have been bottom of the pile had Wigan not been deducted 3 points😂😂
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So originally you mention PNE battering us last season yet when there’s a reply of Blackpool battering you last season it’s irrelevant? How’d you work that one out you cretin?! Anyway I’d get the PNE fan some iron on Premier League badges.
 
OWTW said:
Are you going to bang on about that for the next 13 years because it’s equally as irrelevant.

And last season ended how for you by the way?

You’d have been bottom of the pile had Wigan not been deducted 3 points😂😂
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"Are you going to bang on about that for the next 13 years"

Says the fan of the club who still bang on about achievements from the 1800s, a stand named after it and everything. Couldn't write it.
 
I would go with.

1.) A copy of "Hot Anal MILFS Part 3"
2.) A packet of Kleenex
3.) A tube of Nivea hand cream
4.) A disposable latex glove (Right)

Because he sounds like a Wanker
 
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