Matt Hancock - you naughty boy!

Hancock had some ripe words regarding Professor Ferguson's breaking of social distancing rules. Will they come back to haunt him or is he another teflon tory?
 
Well whilst Johnson was shagging Arcuri and cheating on his wife and then shagging his current wife while still married to the one he cheated on with with Arcuri, sacking Hancock for the same thing would make our wonderful Prime Minister something of a hypocrite and we can’t have “The Super Soaraway Sun” saying that now can we.

It also would make large portions of the population also feel hypocritical by trembling with moral outrage at this, it happens all the time and people continue in their jobs without being answerable to anyone other than their own conscience - except Johnson who doesn’t have one of course!
HE BROKE LOCKDOWN, THAT'S THE POINT!

Fuck me...
 
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I’am no Tory but can’t say I'am bothered in what people do with their private lives that’s why there called private.

Hancocks done a sterling job in the Covid vaccination programme and sacking him for something so trivial would have no benefit whatsoever.

I bet 50% of Government/high profile people have all been naughty at some point but some are a lot cleverer than others so never get caught.

As for the Sun.....................gutter press.
 
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He'd have been potted if it wasn't for BJ not wanting to 'please' Cummings.

The World At One played MH's interview after Ferguson was caught. It was cringeworthy then, but now if he stays he's a hippo. Truss said he'd broke no rules 2 hours before MH said, err.....I broke the rules. Talk about rats protecting rats.
 
He'd have been potted if it wasn't for BJ not wanting to 'please' Cummings.

The World At One played MH's interview after Ferguson was caught. It was cringeworthy then, but now if he stays he's a hippo. Truss said he'd broke no rules 2 hours before MH said, err.....I broke the rules. Talk about rats protecting rats.
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Feel sorry for his wife and kids this will be difficult for them, but that is the business of Hancock and his family.
Where I have a problem is when a lobbyist gets a job as the Health Ministers aide when the government has been chucking money at friends and acquaintances and people that might do them a favour in the future, all the way through the pandemic!!
 
What a knob, not necessarily for having an affair and breaking covid rules and possibly being compromised on contracts, but for being ** caught by his own office cctv camera.....
 
Personally think we should cut him some slack. Whether you think he’s done a good job isn’t the issue here but it’s undeniable he’s worked extremely hard these past 18 months so stress, lack of sleep etc etc He’s had a moment of madness which I’d primarily put down to stress and he just wanted a release and some available slapper obliged. Think the guy deserves a break.
 
I apologise if I'm wrong, but you're not supposed to shag about during a lockdown, you're especially not supposed to shag about during a lockdown when you're the Health Minister telling people not to shag about during a lockdown. Specifically you're not supposed to shag about during a lockdown after you said the following when a scientific advisor to the government quit his role after shagging about during a lockdown.

'Health Secretary Matt Hancock said it was "extraordinary" and that he "took the right decision to resign".
He told Sky News that it was "just not possible" for Prof Ferguson to continue advising the government.
Mr Hancock said the social distancing rules "are there for everyone" and are "deadly serious".'


I think it goes a little further than 'he's a very naughty boy'.

Oh and the 'problem' with this aide being hired with taxpayers money is that she is also a director and major shareholder at lobbying firm Luther Pendragon who's clients have won major Covid contracts. Oh and also, Hancock is shagging her, during a lockdown.
I think you've 'nailed it' with that post Lytham, for want of a better expression. As well as your valid points, I'd also add that Matt 'what a' cock hasn't just fu*ked his aide, he has also fu*ked...
* the care homes
* the NHS
* and the general concept that people wear a badge with honour
 
What does a Tory minister have to do these days to lose their job? Strangle puppies in reception classes?

Back in the day if there was even a whiff of something untoward they'd resign and that was that. Boris and his gang don't seem to have any ** shame at all and literally do whatever they like unchallenged.

You certainly do get what you vote for.
 
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What makes me laugh is when we normal folk go out and do something, we get into trouble and when the government do something, the law turns a blind eye to it! This is why we can’t trust the government and truth be told I wouldn’t even trust them to run a social club. What a disgrace 😡
 
Cummings / Gove 🤔

You’re right on the ammunition front… I mean fancy getting caught on camera. In fairness he deserves potting for being so gormless.



Yes… Have you seem his wife… ?

I know you’re trying to make his affair seem worse with the hyperbole, but he hasn’t ‘cheated on his kids’.

Have you seen his wife? What a moronic comment.
 
Appalling double standards by ** Hand Cock. I actually like him, but he should go after this revelation.

May this year apperently, after stay at home law had been removed and on the road out of all restrictions, somewhat different to the situation last year and comparisons are misleading.

I'm left wondering what exactly the f*** is going on, how is this finding it's way into the press? Who is leaking CCTV footage from inside a government department? And what criminal offences have they committed?
 
May this year apperently, after stay at home law had been removed and on the road out of all restrictions, somewhat different to the situation last year and comparisons are misleading.

I'm left wondering what exactly the f*** is going on, how is this finding it's way into the press? Who is leaking CCTV footage from inside a government department? And what criminal offences have they committed?
A good point LS. Id gamble on someone loyal or influenced by that weasel Cummings.
 
I’am no Tory but can’t say I'am bothered in what people do with their private lives that’s why there called private.

Hancocks done a sterling job in the Covid vaccination programme and sacking him for something so trivial would have no benefit whatsoever.

I bet 50% of Government/high profile people have all been naughty at some point but some are a lot cleverer than others so never get caught.

As for the Sun.....................gutter press.
So it is alright to preach to us about social distancing then is it?
 
So it is alright to preach to us about social distancing then is it?
No it’s not alright, I’am not saying he hasn't done anything wrong here I’am just saying what he does in his private life doesn’t interest me.
He’s been an ass but he’s apologised move on.
 
Personally think we should cut him some slack. Whether you think he’s done a good job isn’t the issue here but it’s undeniable he’s worked extremely hard these past 18 months so stress, lack of sleep etc etc He’s had a moment of madness which I’d primarily put down to stress and he just wanted a release and some available slapper obliged. Think the guy deserves a break.
How do you know all of this?
 
No it’s not alright, I’am not saying he hasn't done anything wrong here I’am just saying what he does in his private life doesn’t interest me.
He’s been an ass but he’s apologised move on.
Have to disagree. He’s the Minister of State for Health.
He’s been banging on (no pun intended) for months and months about what we should be, and not be doing
An apology doesn’t come close. If he doesn’t fall on his sword, he’s an even bigger self serving git than I thought he was, and may well have the negatives of Boris, that are keeping him in a job.
 
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Personally think we should cut him some slack. Whether you think he’s done a good job isn’t the issue here but it’s undeniable he’s worked extremely hard these past 18 months so stress, lack of sleep etc etc He’s had a moment of madness which I’d primarily put down to stress and he just wanted a release and some available slapper obliged. Think the guy deserves a break.

Just like he did with Neil Ferguson?

He’s overworked and stressed, but she’s a slapper? What a load of misogynist bollocks!
 
Ah right 6th of May.... Fair enough.. I wonder why they have only just been published?

Well if he's broke the lockdown rules then that's a different matter I suppose.... He's still gone up in my estimation though as I thought he was a bit of a wet lettuce before this...
I thought he was as Wet as an Otter‘s Pocket too but he’s really butched his image up with this bit of Aide **........I’m seeing him in a new light Bifster ......bet he canes the illegal substances too and loves the bevvy 👍
 
I thought he was as Wet as an Otter‘s Pocket too but he’s really butched his image up with this bit of Aide **........I’m seeing him in a new light Bifster ......bet he canes the illegal substances too and loves the bevvy 👍
I’m beginning to wonder if this was a publicity stunt TBH. To try and make him look less of a farty.

I mean look at his socks in the image below… Are they the socks of a Top Shagger?? I don’t think so… Something doesn’t add up22F00C93-A0B3-44AE-9AF5-80DFC3607FFC.jpeg
 
May this year apperently, after stay at home law had been removed and on the road out of all restrictions, somewhat different to the situation last year and comparisons are misleading.

I'm left wondering what exactly the f*** is going on, how is this finding it's way into the press? Who is leaking CCTV footage from inside a government department? And what criminal offences have they committed?
Right, so Hancock breaks his own social distancing rules, at the time of this video you weren't allowed to even hug anyone outside of your household, undermines all the efforts of social distancing, all the jobs, businesses, public money it's cost, all the people dying alone in hospital and care homes, all the missed diagnosis, the loneliness and heartache because he can't keep it in his pants, but according to you it's the person who leaked the video who's the real villain?

Just for clarity, is that what you're suggesting?
 
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