Matt Hancock - you naughty boy!

Lytham_fy8 said:
Right, so Hancock breaks his own social distancing rules, at the time of this video you weren't allowed to even hug anyone outside of your household, undermines all the efforts of social distancing, all the jobs, businesses, heartache and public money it's cost, because he can't keep it in his pants, but according to you it's the person who leaked the video who's the real villain?

Just for clarity, is that what you're suggesting?
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TBF it's a bit of a wankers trick
 
Victory Boy said:
What a disgrace Hancock is . How will his wife and 3 children be feeling this morning . He should be sacked immediately by Boris
but won't . Or resign! but again won't.
How long can this government continue to force the people in this country to abide by
draconian rules whilst ministers break them with impunity .
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If he can lie successfully in his personal life, the claims about him being a liar in cabinet made by Cummings suddenly become more relevant.
 
Lytham_fy8 said:
Right, so Hancock breaks his own social distancing rules, at the time of this video you weren't allowed to even hug anyone outside of your household, undermines all the efforts of social distancing, all the jobs, businesses, public money it's cost, all the people dying alone in hospital and care homes, all the missed diagnosis, the loneliness and heartache because he can't keep it in his pants, but according to you it's the person who leaked the video who's the real villain?

Just for clarity, is that what you're suggesting?
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We all hate a Grass
 
...and now the Defence Secretary has admitted to drawing up plans to nuke Moscow and Beijing.

This was completely unauthorised, but the Prime Minister has agreed to give him another chance provided he says sorry, and promises to never do it again.
 
Ollygon said:
...and now the Defence Secretary has admitted to drawing up plans to nuke Moscow and Beijing.

This was completely unauthorised, but the Prime Minister has agreed to give him another chance provided he says sorry, and promises to never do it again.
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Sorry what is this to do with Hancock the philanderer ?
 
Wizaard said:
The matter is closed. Except it's not, is it.

Hypocritical at best, guidance breaker in between, and repeated breaker of the Civil Service code and a constant liar at worst.
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Wiz, I’m in agreement re Hancock the ** idiot, WTF has ollygons post got to do with it ?
 
Wizaard said:
Nothing at all. Agreed. I'd be very surprised if we don't already have plans to nuke Moscow and Beijing, for what it's worth.
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That maybe so, but not yet and has nothing whatsoever to do with Hancock the knob.
 
The journalist on Sky reviewing tomorrow’s papers just said “ The Sun wouldn’t have a breaking story on a Friday if they didn’t have something more juicy for Saturday and Sunday”

Bye Matt 👋🏻
 
If don't like it, get out if the country and live somewhere else you commie bastards. This govt was voted in by the majority of this country, suck it up losers*
*applies to remainers as well, plus swampy and his mates, those lawyers milking legal aid fees and every other traitor. God save the queen.
 
People are probably going to lose their shit when the real news comes out about why Cummings really hates Hancock, their affair and the real reason Cummings drove during isolation to be with him....
 
rockontommy said:
Nope...still a wet lettuce.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1408523194596737026

Haha...what a dope. Doesn't even get his fingers wet.
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Its a shame we can't hear the audio.

I'd imagine its something like...

Aide - Do you have a condom Matt? I hope you haven't run out again..

MH - 'I never ran out, there was never a shortage of PPE....'

Aide - 'We had to use a plastic bag'

MH - 'There was never a national shortage.....'
 
The photo, now the video, what next I wonder?

Did he know there was a camera there, or was it covert?

If so, who did it?

Surely his wife won’t stick by him and will Gina's husband kick her out?

Going to be a tough weekend for the pair of them.

Six kids between them affected by this as well.
 
Adams Kebab said:
Can’t take the credit for this but saw this on Twitter earlier and the screenshot won’t send....

Matt Hancock defence speech

“On Thursday evening after a successful day of saving lives and protecting the NHS, I walked in to my office to see Gina choking on a throat swab from our world beating test and trace kits. I immediately tried to dislodge it with my tongue to save her life…”
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"And I thought massaging her arse would help dislodge it"
 
Handy wasn’t it that the story got released on the day that it was announced that Track and Trace can’t account for 600 million Covid tests. Top distraction work from the Sun.
 
Housing Secretary Robert Jenrick told BBC Radio's 4 Any Questions programme: "There's a task to be done, Matt is on the job doing that, and I think we should allow him to get on with the job."

Jenrick is an obnoxious buffoon - he never engages his brain before opening his mouth.

Anyway, Hancock had his hands full at the time, but they then retired to the Conference Room - and he got on with the job!
 
hampshire_exile said:
Handy wasn’t it that the story got released on the day that it was announced that Track and Trace can’t account for 600 million Covid tests. Top distraction work from the Sun.
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Indeed.

And now Dido '** useless why are you here what do you do how can you be this incompetent you've spent £22 billion on fuck all' Harding wants to run the NHS in England, her main ambition for the role being 'the NHS to be less reliant on foreigners', so the woman who utterly failed at Talk Talk and Test and Trace now wants to rid the NHS of one of it's greatest assets.

Fuck you Dido Harding, just fuck off and never darken public service again (would be my interview notes).
 
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I've finally sussed it all out. The tories have realised that covid has been heaven sent, its been a huge distraction to brexit and its allowed them to utterly milk the system, awarding contracts to mates for PPE and track and trace. They don't want this pandemic to ever end, it's too much of a money spinner for them.
 
One thing is for sure, they might as well scrap all measures today because no one is going to listen to anything anyone from this government says about it anymore.
 
Noticed in Morrisons today there were quite a few people not wearing masks, looks like the sticking of two fingers up to the regulations has started!
 
Lytham_fy8 said:
Indeed.

And now Dido '** useless why are you here what do you do how can you be this incompetent you've spent £22 billion on fuck all' Harding wants to run the NHS in England, her main ambition for the role being 'the NHS to be less reliant on foreigners', so the woman who utterly failed at Talk Talk and Test and Trace now wants to rid the NHS of one of it's greatest assets.

Fuck you Dido Harding, just fuck off and never darken public service again (would be my interview notes).
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It's the breathtaking sense of entitlement that never fails to astound me. Dido fancies a different job so just announces it and has a chat with her friends, and lo, the whole competitive tendering and recruitment process can be bypassed.

And still people say "Ah, but it would be worse under Corbyn" as if that is in any way relevant.

Hancock is still in a job because Boris knows the scrutiny for the whole omnishambles falls on him if the Health Secretary goes.
 
Wizaard said:
It's the breathtaking sense of entitlement that never fails to astound me. Dido fancies a different job so just announces it and has a chat with her friends, and lo, the whole competitive tendering and recruitment process can be bypassed.

And still people say "Ah, but it would be worse under Corbyn" as if that is in any way relevant.

Hancock is still in a job because Boris knows the scrutiny for the whole omnishambles falls on him if the Health Secretary goes.
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'Failing upwards' as we used to call it in T'NHS.
 
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