PNE - About to implode.

Levi501 said:
Yeh remember that chant well, to the tune of The Kinks: Dead end Street.
There’s a crack up in the ceiling,
and the Stretford (Town) End is leaking
Matt Busby‘s got no money
He feeds his team on shit & honey.
What are we living for
To see United in Division four!

A Citeh chant we adopted.
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We had our own song for this
Preston's ground is falling down, falling down, falling down
Preston's ground is falling down
Poor old Preston
Build it up up with Tangerine, tangerine, tangerine
Build it up with Tangerine
F*** off Preston
 
TangerineBayern said:
Nobber mate of mine has just confirmed that the honeymoon period with Lowe is now well and truly over, and if they get beat by Hudders on Tuesday and by us next Saturday we will be able see it in front of our very eyes! Let’s be in no doubt Appy knows how much this derby match means to us and he will have the team well fired up!
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They took the wrong bloke from Argyle. Schumacher is the brains behind Argyle's recent success. Lowe was just the show pony front man.
 
TangerineBayern said:
Interesting post that PM 🤔 excuse my ignorance but is Schumacher still with you?
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He's been the manager since Lowe left. Has been Lowe's sidekick for his managerial career . Lowe wanted Schumacher to follow him to PNE like a favourite sheepdog but Argyle announced him as their new manager before Lowe was announced at PNE 😂
 
Off Duty Trip said:
Absolute turgid 90 mins yesterday, 0 shots on target .

How we fluked that win at Norwich I’ll never know .

Disappointed in you yesterday I actually had you down for a win , you must be licking your lips at the prospect of giving us a right hiding next week .
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Yates is coming into form, the midfield is clicking in to gear, but the defence needs work. I suspect you might not see another one of your 0-0s next weekend, that's all I'm predicting.
 
Off Duty Trip said:
Absolute turgid 90 mins yesterday, 0 shots on target .

How we fluked that win at Norwich I’ll never know .

Disappointed in you yesterday I actually had you down for a win , you must be licking your lips at the prospect of giving us a right hiding next week .
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Give over will you
 
bollieboy said:
I think they are serious contenders to go down. Have very little creativity ; poor manager who just wants to keep it tight and stay in games ; have been pretty lucky with injuries ; and last, but not least, an absolute shit set of supporters.

Stuff them next week and they will be in freefall.
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Not been funny I thought you were behind us in the table.
You lot are obsessed with north End or jealous. just Remember a weeks a long time in football.
Injuries in main positions are killing us.
17,500 crowd on just over 14,000 home fans . You can only dream of that at Bloomfield rd & that’s for your cup final 🤣🤣
 
Livingthedream47 said:
Not been funny I thought you were behind us in the table.
You lot are obsessed with north End or jealous. just Remember a weeks a long time in football.
Injuries in main positions are killing us.
17,500 crowd on just over 14,000 home fans . You can only dream of that at Bloomfield rd & that’s for your cup final 🤣🤣
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How many snuck in on an u11s free season ticket though??? Did you a fat lot of good lol

We're obsessed and yet here you are, on our Message Board??? Lol, you fkn div!!!

Your mate had it right, further up this post, We're lickng our lips at the prospect of walloping you next week and we ALL know you lot are shitting yourselves

Im looking forward to seeing Big fat boo and a million nobber tears on Saturday
 
Livingthedream47 said:
Not been funny I thought you were behind us in the table.
You lot are obsessed with north End or jealous. just Remember a weeks a long time in football.
Injuries in main positions are killing us.
17,500 crowd on just over 14,000 home fans . You can only dream of that at Bloomfield rd & that’s for your cup final 🤣🤣
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1. Not BEING funny
2. Not as obsessed as Nob End fans on here
3. Over 14,000 tickets 👏 How many u11's tickets did adults buy?😁😉
4.Our cup final? We'll play far bigger AND better than Nob End thus season
 
Nowhere near 14,000 home fans 'on'*. Loads of season tickets couldn't be arsed to go and watch the boring product on show. I can see end of the season ground, as they sink into League 1, being practically deserted and attendances of 14,000 being reported. Be question on pricing of STs next season as the majority will not renew at even the heavily discounted rates. Hemmings subsidy will be removed and club put up for sale. Can see OO picking it up for a £1 or so and claiming he has been a supporter since birth. Funny thing is the thick as pigshit Nobbers fanbase will probably claim him to be a messiah.


* what the fuck does 'on' mean
 
Livingthedream47 said:
Not been funny I thought you were behind us in the table.
You lot are obsessed with north End or jealous. just Remember a weeks a long time in football.
Injuries in main positions are killing us.
17,500 crowd on just over 14,000 home fans . You can only dream of that at Bloomfield rd & that’s for your cup final 🤣🤣
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Obsessed?, Cup Final? 😂😂😂😂 Is that from a fan that supports a team that dined out on a 1-0 victory in the Micky mouse Coke a Cola dead as a doornail cup?.
** hell you tinpot no marks, You even have a "Super Tommy Clarke" day. Now that's embarrassing!. Perhaps if you'd had a player score a hatrick beat us 3-0 away from home won promotion and almost assured us relegation then maybe you could have a celebration day. 🎉🎉🎉..
FOREVER IN OUR SHADOW.
 
Livingthedream47 said:
Not been funny I thought you were behind us in the table.
You lot are obsessed with north End or jealous. just Remember a weeks a long time in football.
Injuries in main positions are killing us.
17,500 crowd on just over 14,000 home fans . You can only dream of that at Bloomfield rd & that’s for your cup final 🤣🤣
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So us having 8 out injured and now 3 suspended isn't affecting us?

As I've said multiple times, our restricted capacity still got us more revenue than your freebies and cheap season tickets.

I know who's getting better value for the money spent.
 
Wizzerboy said:
A week is a long time in football.
Yeh, after Norwich, Nob End were going up as Champions 🤣🤣🤣
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Not one preston fan I know has said this, no on on our forum either but It’s hardly surprising you’ve come out with this on here, seeing as most of you lot don’t tend to like telling the truth. You’ll probably beat us next week on current form, but I do think you’re getting carried considering you’ve conceding for fun this season and the fact it’s a local Derby... Don’t end up with egg on your face will you…
 
Tintoploop said:
Not one preston fan I know has said this, no on on our forum either but It’s hardly surprising you’ve come out with this on here, seeing as most of you lot don’t tend to like telling the truth. You’ll probably beat us next week on current form, but I do think you’re getting carried considering you’ve conceding for fun this season and the fact it’s a local Derby... Don’t end up with egg on your face will you…
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Getting your "you'll beat us next week " quote in so you can say told you so by 2pm next Saturday.
I love eggs, they'll be none on my face👍🏻
 

Tinpot........Just 3 comments from PneisOnline............3 days later I bet all 3 were calling for the Hemmings to 'get out of our club" and for Lowe to get potted.....How fickle* you lot are... (* Full of 💩)​

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    These were the pre season promotion favourites. (I think he means PNE 🤣 🤣 🤣 )

    League is wide open so wouldn't it be nice for the board to show some ambition for first time in 5-6 years? Get Archer back in January and bar a bad injury list top 6 would be a serious possibility.

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If you take our 0-0 games are replace them with equal 1-0 wins and losses, we'd be top (of the league).


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Archer in January. Going up as Champions. See you later bitches.
 
Pasty Muncher said:
He's been the manager since Lowe left. Has been Lowe's sidekick for his managerial career . Lowe wanted Schumacher to follow him to PNE like a favourite sheepdog but Argyle announced him as their new manager before Lowe was announced at PNE 😂
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Thanks PM, l have to say he’s doing a cracking job in a tough league to get out of with some decent teams
 
Tintoploop said:
Not one preston fan I know has said this, no on on our forum either but It’s hardly surprising you’ve come out with this on here, seeing as most of you lot don’t tend to like telling the truth. You’ll probably beat us next week on current form, but I do think you’re getting carried considering you’ve conceding for fun this season and the fact it’s a local Derby... Don’t end up with egg on your face will you…
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I assume English isn't your first language, given the state of that mangled garbage.
 
Livingthedream47 said:
Not been funny I thought you were behind us in the table.
You lot are obsessed with north End or jealous. just Remember a weeks a long time in football.
Injuries in main positions are killing us.
17,500 crowd on just over 14,000 home fans . You can only dream of that at Bloomfield rd & that’s for your cup final 🤣🤣
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As all the rest have already ridiculed your clear stupidity, please allow me to layer a little more?

“Jealous”. Isn’t that the emotion that people suffer when they look at an object, person or situation with envy?
It must have been that season in the Premiership or all those play off final wins that Preston achieved?

Or is it the attacking football you watch? Maybe it’s the city of dreams you live in with its vibrant scene that people are aware of around the world and millions of visitors flock to each year?

Or is it that once a year you wear bowler hats?

Just have a little think about the meaning of words before you come on here with your lack of education please….
 
I've just driven past Meanley
I'm sure I saw a fat scruffy bloke in a gimp suit emerge from the shed, screaming at his wife...sounded something like "Start the car love, hemmings is selling up....oh, can I borrow a quid off you until next week???"
 
Tintoploop said:
Not one preston fan I know has said this, no on on our forum either but It’s hardly surprising you’ve come out with this on here, seeing as most of you lot don’t tend to like telling the truth. You’ll probably beat us next week on current form, but I do think you’re getting carried considering you’ve conceding for fun this season and the fact it’s a local Derby... Don’t end up with egg on your face will you…
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Radio Lancashire pundits had you winning the playoffs after Norwich.
 
B_Side_The_C_Side said:

Tinpot........Just 3 comments from PneisOnline............3 days later I bet all 3 were calling for the Hemmings to 'get out of our club" and for Lowe to get potted.....How fickle* you lot are... (* Full of 💩)​

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Advisor to the Owner​

  • Saturday at 5:03 PM

    These were the pre season promotion favourites. (I think he means PNE 🤣 🤣 🤣 )

    League is wide open so wouldn't it be nice for the board to show some ambition for first time in 5-6 years? Get Archer back in January and bar a bad injury list top 6 would be a serious possibility.

@StringbeanFan​

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Patron
If you take our 0-0 games are replace them with equal 1-0 wins and losses, we'd be top (of the league).


@BPIG - GBNF​

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Archer in January. Going up as Champions. See you later bitches.
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If you take all the games we lose and replace them with wins, We'll get promoted and go up as league champions....
Bit thick them lot down the road..
 
Chunkylad said:
As all the rest have already ridiculed your clear stupidity, please allow me to layer a little more?

“Jealous”. Isn’t that the emotion that people suffer when they look at an object, person or situation with envy?
It must have been that season in the Premiership or all those play off final wins that Preston achieved?

Or is it the attacking football you watch? Maybe it’s the city of dreams you live in with its vibrant scene that people are aware of around the world and millions of visitors flock to each year?

Or is it that once a year you wear bowler hats?

Just have a little think about the meaning of words before you come on here with your lack of education please….
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"City of dreams".. 😂😂😂😂😂. Brilliant, ** evil comment... Love it.
 
Seasider1 said:
Obsessed?, Cup Final? 😂😂😂😂 Is that from a fan that supports a team that dined out on a 1-0 victory in the Micky mouse Coke a Cola dead as a doornail cup?.
** hell you tinpot no marks, You even have a "Super Tommy Clarke" day. Now that's embarrassing!. Perhaps if you'd had a player score a hatrick beat us 3-0 away from home won promotion and almost assured us relegation then maybe you could have a celebration day. 🎉🎉🎉..
FOREVER IN OUR SHADOW.
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That is a bit odd isn't it.

I get its a derby and we enjoy it and remember wins, but they have always claimed to be the bigger club etc.

Yet the way that 1 nil nicked cup win was celebrated was tinpot. Imagine clinging to something like that.

If we'd have done that we'd be laughed at, yet Madine and Keshi scored against them but we aren't having special days to celebrate it....
 
JJpool said:
That is a bit odd isn't it.

I get its a derby and we enjoy it and remember wins, but they have always claimed to be the bigger club etc.

Yet the way that 1 nil nicked cup win was celebrated was tinpot. Imagine clinging to something like that.

If we'd have done that we'd be laughed at, yet Madine and Keshi scored against them but we aren't having special days to celebrate it....
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I'm 63 and they've won twice at Bloomfield Rd when I've been there since 1965. In contrast, I've seen us win 8 times at Dumpdale. It's no big deal.
 
There has been an unfortunate ‘out of context’ public debate regarding the club’s position in ‘fixing’ roof leaks at the stadium.

We have a rolling programme of maintenance work that carries on throughout the season as well as a more fundamental programme of works that we undertake during every close season.

Leaking roofs are notoriously difficult to resolve as the point of entry of the water is rarely where the water drips into the stadium nevertheless we are addressing these issues as urgently as we can.


Any suggestion that we are ignoring these issues due to budgetary constraints is misplaced.
 
michellebutterflyhotel said:
There has been an unfortunate ‘out of context’ public debate regarding the club’s position in ‘fixing’ roof leaks at the stadium.

We have a rolling programme of maintenance work that carries on throughout the season as well as a more fundamental programme of works that we undertake during every close season.

Leaking roofs are notoriously difficult to resolve as the point of entry of the water is rarely where the water drips into the stadium nevertheless we are addressing these issues as urgently as we can.


Any suggestion that we are ignoring these issues due to budgetary constraints is misplaced.
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Yet thats a bit different to the email the stadium and maintenance manager sent a fan 😂

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Remember when I said they would be ** awful without Archer.

To be fair though, two wins for anyone at the moment puts them on the verge of the play offs.
 
They’re becoming a laughing stock over there in Dullsville. Must boil their shizzle that all of our dark days are behind us and every season we see progress. Either be it on or off the pitch
 
De
Eventhepenguins said:
Over 17k??
12k of them came in on an u11s season ticket, no wonder they can't afford a new roof!!!
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Dear o dear, the atmosphere must be like one of those old schoolboy internationals. Lot's of high pitched squeeling to disrupt the peacefully calm environment. So, not only do they get bored sh*tless watching the nobbers, they also end up with a migraine!
 
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