The grassing app
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hertfordseasider
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Is it up and running? Surely they have seen what a pathetic thing it is and ditched it and given a bollocking to the person who came up with it?
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BFC_BFC_BFC
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I like it tbh.. already got half a dozen people lined up who I plan to grass up, once I get camera evidence 
Lytham_fy8
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20togo
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contrary mary again, i see.I like it tbh.. already got half a dozen people lined up who I plan to grass up, once I get camera evidence
BFC_BFC_BFC
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You're on the list for a start offcontrary mary again, i see.
Sooty59
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You can report the person you sit next to (or stand) for passing foul wind, on the QT rather than saying stop farting my eyes are running you smelly **. Or anything else for that matter.
Wilburrabbit
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Surely the way forward is to fill it up with silly reports about poor pies or lack of toilet paper in the lava so that they get sick of wading through crap and scrap it.
I think this kind of grassing up is how the hitler youth grew up in nazi Germany.
I think this kind of grassing up is how the hitler youth grew up in nazi Germany.
tangerine_neil
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Can we grass Big Mick up for leaving our best players on the bench?
Or grass the grassers.
Or grass the grassers.
PdxTangerine
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Ridiculous world we're living in, good job they didn't have that app in the 80s/90s, half the crowd would have been grassed into oblivion.
Alf
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Oh please let it be sashesGrasses get slashes.
Or it might be sashes, can't remember...
Love BFC🍊
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And smoking weed in the stands in the north from around block D. Smell it almost every game in the stands
Willie Mcgrotty
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Grassing app very appropriate thenAnd smoking weed in the stands in the north from around block D. Smell it almost every game in the stands
Matesrates
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You can report if you see any bald patches on the pitch
Chunkylad
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I’m not sure how yet but I think this type of app is how Liz Truss became prime minister?
Slippery slope stuff
Wizzerboy
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My Huddersfield mate (who ive never heard swear in the 30 years ive known him) has been grassed up for using foul and abusive language at the John Smiths, Galpharm or whatever it is this week.
The club have issued him with a three match ban, as apparently this is the second time he's been reported!!
Unfortunately for the club, as they've never done a thorough investigation into this, as my mate knows exactly who it is but is not grassing on him, are now being contacted by his solicitor over a defamation of character case.
It's all stupid.
The club have issued him with a three match ban, as apparently this is the second time he's been reported!!
Unfortunately for the club, as they've never done a thorough investigation into this, as my mate knows exactly who it is but is not grassing on him, are now being contacted by his solicitor over a defamation of character case.
It's all stupid.
Kryst, if it's anything to do with the passing of wind I may as well just hand my card in now, and ask that the administrative savings are put towards team strengthening.
Plus I've now got unwanted images of *3 sat at the top of a pair of stepladders in a woolly scarf, singing.
Plus I've now got unwanted images of *3 sat at the top of a pair of stepladders in a woolly scarf, singing.
Towerpower99
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No trainers allowed is the next one….
Seasidestevo71
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Vaping, come away from a game having smoked the equivalent of 60 cigs
Junior_BentsPlatformShoes
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Can I report the non-singers? Gets right on my nerves and shows they're not true supporters. Plus those that leave 5 minutes before half-time for a pie and pint and block my view, then come back after the second half has kicked off. This app could be a game changer.
RP North Stand
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sick smelling that shit!
tangerine_neil
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Did Koko leave a list ‘of really shït To Do’s’ lying around?
Which idiot is responsible for making this happen? I want names. Or grass them up.
Which idiot is responsible for making this happen? I want names. Or grass them up.
todayistheday
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Albert Ross
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What’s next? A compulsory 10 year season ticket. Paid for by cash in advance and if you die during the duration of said ticket your dependents get fined for your non attendance.
SwannDangerous
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Oooooh get you.