What a terrific thread and some real achievements in our fan base.
It reminds me of a time when I was invited to be part of a presentation about the supply chain opportunities for the 2012 Olympics as I'd just successfully won a contract for my charity to deliver an NHS contract (which was pretty rare back then)
Anyway, I rock up in Middlesbrough I think, and there's a full on media scrum, loads of press, hundreds of people and I get introduced to the other panellists; one was this fella, maybe 6' 7" - what do you do? I'm an Olympic Ambassador and won a gold medal at the Sydney games in one of the rowing events - very nice. The other, Chief Executive of One Northeast or one of the regional development agencies.
Introductions over; up steps Mr Olymipan, talks about the efforts he had put in the sacrifices etc etc. To finish, he puts his race on and decides to hand round his gold medal. Watching the race, it was pretty tight and everyone's adrenaline is pumping (even though we know he wins and we're looking at his medal!!) as they cross the finish line, cheers go up and a huge round of applause.
It was at this point, I though, Christ, I'm up next, how the hell do you follow that????????
"I've been thinking about how you follow an Olympic Gold Medalist in a speech......
pause for comedic timing
......I once came 4th in the sack race!"
The joke went down really well, allowed me to settle in to the presentation.
I was pretty poor at sports, could throw a discuss and wasn't bad at basketball, but overall, nothing of any note.