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CONFIRMED An open letter to the custodians of Preston North End Football Club, from fan groups and supporters.​

I don’t know how to get it on here from penis online.
 
michellebutterflyhotel said:

CONFIRMED An open letter to the custodians of Preston North End Football Club, from fan groups and supporters.​

I don’t know how to get it on here from penis online.
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I suppose a couple of thousand PNE fans randomly banging away at a couple of thousand typewriters had to eventually hit a sequence that might be seen as something that resembles a few actual words.
 
'Dear T'Ridsdale Cha

So there I were Saturday morning, eating me butter pie me mother cooooooked for me cha and I were proper thinking like, should I go on today or take me'sel down t'other Preston attractions for th'afternoon instead, I could go to t'bus station or hang around t'flag market, outs better than wasting tha time on T'Deepdale again lad.

But I thought 'NO!' for once in your life Jacob Winstanley stand up fir theesel' an give them big wigs wot are running things a piece of thee mind!

So please Mr Ridsdale, could tha see theesel to please giving us rain hats to stop t'sniffles from drips from t'roof cha.

Yours
Jacob Winstanley t'8th.
 
So, we have:

- duping fans into buying a season ticket with dirt cheap prices and subsequently not investing in the team....check
- a proposed training facility only going through on condition of planning for a housing estate and consequently failing.....check
- total lack of stadium maintenance....check
- little to no engagement with fans.....check
- fans resorting to writing an open letter to the club....check

Based on that, I can only assume they'll get a rambling response late on a Friday night after one too many glasses of wine.

I was sure I saw someone wearing a Fedora on the way to Deepdale the other day. Has Craig Hemmings been a fan since he was 2?
Has anyone ever seen him in daylight?
You can't fool us Owen, we know it's really you.
 
Gave up reading it.

Did they get Phil to help in writing it.If so I hope the cheque in the post doesn’t bounce.😉

Only joking Phil😉…about the cheque that is😁
 
BFC_53 said:
So, we have:

- duping fans into buying a season ticket with dirt cheap prices and subsequently not investing in the team....check
- a proposed training facility only going through on condition of planning for a housing estate and consequently failing.....check
- total lack of stadium maintenance....check
- little to no engagement with fans.....check
- fans resorting to writing an open letter to the club....check

Based on that, I can only assume they'll get a rambling response late on a Friday night after one too many glasses of wine.

I was sure I saw someone wearing a Fedora on the way to Deepdale the other day. Has Craig Hemmings been a fan since he was 2?
Has anyone ever seen him in daylight?
You can't fool us Owen, we know it's really you.
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I think the club spent all of its money opening dedicated U11 turnstiles due to adults duping and stealing from the club.
 
The feckless fuckers really don’t know how lucky they have been to have ownership that gives millions a year for so long to keep their club in a false position.

Imagine if they had an owner who sucks the life out of their club and derides and ridicules the fan base like those fuckin Stains did with us for decades.

They don’t know they are born and they have the nerve to write a letter like that to their benefactor.
 
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So the Hemmings are chucking £12m + of their own money this season alone just to stand still, and in comes an open letter with a number of items that attract millions more to satisfy the demands of the supporters, oh dear! This isn’t going to end well for either the club or the supporters unless they get a rich partner to join the Hemmings who appear to want to get out anyway!
 
michellebutterflyhotel said:
Don’t forget they fund raised and the club put money towards all those flags and wavers for a lot of them to be stolen by their own fans. Niceeeeee
When the Hemmings family read that shit I hope they say to themselves fuck you preston so called fans you’re getting no more of our cash
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Plus when they had to introduce dedicated U11 turnstiles because adults were stealing from the club.

www.pnefc.net

U11s Turnstiles To Be Introduced At Deepdale

Starting from Saturday’s home match against Birmingham City, there will be a set number of turnstiles on each stand at Deepdale specifically for U11 supporters, to try and alleviate the misuse of this age band by older fans.
www.pnefc.net www.pnefc.net
 
Lytham_fy8 said:
'Dear T'Ridsdale Cha

So there I were Saturday morning, eating me butter pie me mother cooooooked for me cha and I were proper thinking like, should I go on today or take me'sel down t'other Preston attractions for th'afternoon instead, I could go to t'bus station or hang around t'flag market, outs better than wasting tha time on T'Deepdale again lad.

But I thought 'NO!' for once in your life Jacob Winstanley stand up fir theesel' an give them big wigs wot are running things a piece of thee mind!

So please Mr Ridsdale, could tha see theesel to please giving us rain hats to stop t'sniffles from drips from t'roof cha.

Yours
Jacob Winstanley t'8th.
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Quality, is Jacob related to Joffrey.🧐
 
Simonized said:
The feckless fuckers really don’t know how lucky they have had a ownership that gives millions a year for so long to keep their club in a false position.

Imagine if they had an owner who sucks the life out of their club and derides and ridicules the fans base like those fuckin stains did with us for decades.

They don’t know they are born and they have the nerve write a letter like that to their benefactor.
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Think benefactor will think long and hard before ploughing their inheritance in
 
If you cant be bothered reading the letter, and who can blame you...nobody on the board at pne will either.... it goes something like this...

Pwease Mummy, pwetty pwease, pwease pwease stop spending £1m a month and start spending £1m a WEEK, I want to get pwomoted. Come on you selfish c**t, where's my new training ground, new Right back, new roof, I hate you mummy
 
Can understand annoyance about having the leaks fixed etc, the invincible finally being finished, the ingol TG farce...

But not sure what they expect as a club, they are massively overspending so clearly the budget isn't going to be there to get the players they want or even get some basic things.

Top half in the championship, losing millions and being propped up for years, not living anywhere near within their means has consequences unless the owners want to keep shovelling 12 million down the shitter every year, they don't and are trying to cut the losses of their inheritance.

They've had ridiculously cheap or even free tickets this season, a solid established championship squad, a completed stadium for years, championship football for years, no real big issues.

But seems its not enough and more is needed.

They lack a sense of perspective that a club like ours has after what we went through.

I think a stint in the lower leagues in in order, 10 year sentence.
 
Simonized said:
The feckless fuckers really don’t know how lucky they have had a ownership that gives millions a year for so long to keep their club in a false position.

Imagine if they had an owner who sucks the life out of their club and derides and ridicules the fans base like those fuckin stains did with us for decades.

They don’t know they are born and they have the nerve write a letter like that to their benefactor.
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Imagine if their closest rivals went through that and were then told that they'd stopped 'going on' because the team were rubbish.
 
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