poolseasider
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Come on England.
Do I get to send the Jock wife back also.You bet pal, send them tight as cramp, skirt wearing, porridge munching, caber tossing, Whisky sodden, bitter Sweaties back up the road with their tail between their legs, and out of the major tournaments for another 23 years lads.
No chance, you made your bed...................Do I get to send the Jock wife back also.
Czech Republic must have been a walk in the park then....Just watching breakfast TV and the Jocks of confident of a win for them.
I wonder how many of them have wagered bets on them. The bookies offering 10/1 odds for a win.
It will be a major upset if they do it.
An outside chance of a draw but I think of a comfortable 2-0 win for England.
Very good. Suitable jokes this weekend could be spartan. (Groan!)We’re going to kilt them
Give it a rest.Knowing England no doubt we’ll labour to a 1-0/2-1 win in a very tight game.
Oh and for the wokes amongst us the flag is not a racist statement.
I've gone for this with Kane and Philips to score. I wanted Mount as one assist as well but there's no market.2-0 England. Scotland to make it awkward but class telling in the end.
That's bloody hilariousIt is just before Scotland v England in the Euro’s Group game.
Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're shite and we can't be bothered".
Kane looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Kane goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the English team go off for a few pints. After a few jars they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "England 1 - Scotland 0 (Kane 10minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "England 1 (Kane 10 minutes) - Scotland 1"(Angus McShagnasty 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.
"I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland , all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down...
I got sent off after 12 minutes"
What always puts me off about the England football team is the way that the press and the fans are so bloody cocksure about themselves before every tournament. Then, when they lose they go into complete meltdown: "it should never have happened", they shouldn't be beating us..."
I think England will win and maybe, comfortably. They are one of the fancied teams in this tournament but please, season your support with a dressing of humility.
She's a Choocter pal she'd have my balls on top on the Haggis for Breakfast.Poolseasider send her round to ragers to give him a Glasgow kiss
A draw would allow us to more than likely to qualify with a game to come & give Scotland a sniff of hope. Will that happen I rather doubt it.
I should have copyrighted that joke when I posted it on the Friday joke thread this morningIt is just before Scotland v England in the Euro’s Group game.
Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're shite and we can't be bothered".
Kane looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Kane goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the English team go off for a few pints. After a few jars they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "England 1 - Scotland 0 (Kane 10minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "England 1 (Kane 10 minutes) - Scotland 1"(Angus McShagnasty 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.
"I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland , all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down...
I got sent off after 12 minutes"
Yes cos it's usually Sahara conditions in Glasgow.It's absolutely pissing it down here and has been since 6am this morning, temperature has dropped 10 degrees celsius too, it's reckon freezing. It's going to be a slippery old surface that's for sure. I think that will suit us more than them.
If it was the players making these observations, then yes I agree, but in the main its a bunch of no marks making inane comments on an obscure message board - no offenceI'm not surprised at some of these comments given the gulf in class (on paper at least) between the 2 teams. Nevertheless, in my 60+ years on this planet, I've seen pretty much everything in football, and it's not beyond the realms of possibility that there might be an upset tonight. England v USA 1950, England v Poland 1974, England v Iceland 2016 and there are probably more....Yes there is a strong possibility of an England win tonight but cocksure comments tend to result in one thing - a kick in the teeth!
Scotland: populated by Celts.Are Scotland's English players allowed to play against their parent country?
Oops wrong replyIf it was the players making these observations, then yes I agree, but in the main its a bunch of no marks making inane comments on an obscure message board - no offence
None taken!If it was the players making these observations, then yes I agree, but in the main its a bunch of no marks making inane comments on an obscure message board - no offence
Yes cos it's usually Sahara conditions in Glasgow.
England v Poland was 1973 and whereas we lost the other two games you refer to we did actually draw that game. Was my first visit to Wembley. Also think Poland went on to come third at the wcWC in 1974 so they were no mugs.I'm not surprised at some of these comments given the gulf in class (on paper at least) between the 2 teams. Nevertheless, in my 60+ years on this planet, I've seen pretty much everything in football, and it's not beyond the realms of possibility that there might be an upset tonight. England v USA 1950, England v Poland 1974, England v Iceland 2016 and there are probably more....Yes there is a strong possibility of an England win tonight but cocksure comments tend to result in one thing - a kick in the teeth!
Arrogance in 1950. They decided they didn't need Matthews in the USA game.I'm not surprised at some of these comments given the gulf in class (on paper at least) between the 2 teams. Nevertheless, in my 60+ years on this planet, I've seen pretty much everything in football, and it's not beyond the realms of possibility that there might be an upset tonight. England v USA 1950, England v Poland 1974, England v Iceland 2016 and there are probably more....Yes there is a strong possibility of an England win tonight but cocksure comments tend to result in one thing - a kick in the teeth!